The Troll Kingdom Story Thread.

[The Question]

you wouldn't know, because you didn't get any.

And you won't get any, because its all gone now.

All I'd have now is the memory of having eaten it, even if I had had some.

I already have that memory -- so what's the difference that I didn't have any this time?

 

[jack]

Somehow Paul...you are coming up short in all this.

 

[Loktar]

Indeed.

 

[The Question]

I think Blindgroping is still upset that I've gone and offended the lobster community. But, really, wouldn't they have issued a scorching press release over my horrible offense to their lobsterish sensibilities if I had? Maybe they're busy organizing the Million Crustacean March. Perhaps the phone lines in D.C. are all lit up with the sounds of angry pincer-clicking as I type this.

 

[jack]

:bigass:

 

[The Question]

By the way, if you ever run into an animal rights extremist, tell 'em that Bambi was a Republican. It makes their little heads asplode. :joker:

 

[Donovan]

I think Blindgroping is still upset that I've gone and offended the lobster community. But, really, wouldn't they have issued a scorching press release over my horrible offense to their lobsterish sensibilities if I had? Maybe they're busy organizing the Million Crustacean March. Perhaps the phone lines in D.C. are all lit up with the sounds of angry pincer-clicking as I type this.

"What do we want?"

"CRUSTACEAN RIGHTS!"

"When do we want 'em?"

"RIGHT AFTER THE SALAD!"

 

[eloisel]

Are all the guys on this board, except Jack, named Paul?

 

[Blindgroping]

Saint, are you and jack sleeping together?

 

[Blindgroping]

Oh, and Fuck the Lobster!

You have a knack at missing the point.
Good trolling technique though.

 

[The Question]

Saint, are you and jack sleeping together?

I think Tisiphone would be a mite upset if I was.

 

[The Question]

Oh, and Fuck the Lobster!

Only with its consent. Otherwise that would be rape. Unless the she-lobster is your slave, of course.

 

[Blindgroping]

I think Tisiphone would be a mite upset if I was.

I can ask her.

 

[jack]

You jelly 'bro?

 

[The Question]

So! Anybody else want a story? Jack's is getting close to done, and I'm out of cigarettes. (lol)

 

[Blindgroping]

How about a story of a writer with either aspbergers or autism that can't make a living writing?

 

[The Question]

That's a description of a character, not a story.

 

[Donovan]

Besides, socially inept/awkward/psychologically impaired main characters are so overdone right now they're almost cliche.

 

[The Question]

Besides, socially inept/awkward/psychologically impaired main characters are so overdone right now they're almost cliche.

That's certainly true on television. Temperance Brennan on "Bones" exhibits all the signs of Asperger's; so does Greg House, although the writers apparently backed off actually calling it that at the last minute in the episode where it came up.

 

[Donovan]

That's certainly true on television. Temperance Brennan on "Bones" exhibits all the signs of Asperger's; so does Greg House, although the writers apparently backed off actually calling it that at the last minute in the episode where it came up.

Don't forget Monk, the Mentalist, the dude from CSI Vegas and the entire cast of Big Bang Theory except the blond, and she's a drunken slut.