The Troll Kingpin has arrived.

[Starship Coyote]

Tried that. It said you already were a known motherfucker.

 

[Cacophony]

Coyote Ugly's a chick flick.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Coyote Ugly's a chick flick.

CoyoteUgly is not a nice man. Ask Laker_Girl. We met up once and I raped her for two days before kicking her out in east L.A.

 

[Error]

CoyoteUgly is not a nice man. Ask Laker_Girl. We met up once and I raped her for two days before kicking her out in east L.A.

Consent?

 

[Cacophony]

Cacophony is probably the nicest person you could ever meet.

But if you fuck with her, you'll regret it.

Cacophony does not know why she's speaking about herself in the third person.

And Cacophony made a thread for you on the other site, because she wants your body.

 

[The Kingpin]

Troll Invasion? Why would we have a troll invasion against other trolls? I actually find it quite pathetic when trolls argue with one another. What is the point? No one wins! Do you understand, my dears?

 

[The Question]

It is quite amusing to see someone use an old insult, while, in turn, is pretending to be a wolf. You should learn to respect those greater than you my dear.

- The Kingpin

We do respect those greater than us.

In the event we should ever encounter anyone greater than us, and should you survive long enough, you just might see that happen.

Then again, neither of those conditions is at all likely. Save the world some boredom and go kill yourself.

 

[jack]

This is more amusing than that time I saw the Ku Klux Klan raid that black mans house.

Your wife tells me she wishes you were hung like one.

 

[jack]

Coyote Ugly's a chick flick.

Only if you masturbate to websites like IMDB.

Coffee time!!!!!

 

[The Question]

Your wife tells me she wishes you were hung like one.

From a tree?

 

[headvoid]

Troll Invasion? Why would we have a troll invasion against other trolls? I actually find it quite pathetic when trolls argue with one another. What is the point? No one wins! Do you understand, my dears?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

 

[Cacophony]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

Good point...

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Cacophony is probably the nicest person you could ever meet.

But if you fuck with her, you'll regret it.

It's always cute when college kids believe they're tougher than Superman.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

I am! I am Superman!

And I can do anything!

 

[Gagh]

*Farts*

 

[Mentalist]

I suggest all members of TK evacuate to the bombshelters while this "Kingpin" of trolling struts his stuff around the board. We could get hurt.

 

[Tisiphone]

The name Kingpin makes me think of Woody Harrelson puking his guts out in a toilet after sleeping with one fugly woman.

 

[Gagh]

When it comes to this particular 'Kingpin', I only seem to be able to think of navel fluff.

 

[Cacophony]

It's always cute when college kids believe they're tougher than Superman.

Superman doesn't exist. I do.

Erego, I am tougher than him.

Duh.

 

[Gagh]

'Erego'? Thinking of Eragon?


Dumb fuck.