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THE TRUE ۞RACLE HAS ARRIVED. IVOVI IS THE DECEIVER

THE LADY OF LUMINISCENT BEAUTY DWELLS AMONG US: MISS MANNERS

BEHOLD, BROTHERS, THE ONE YOU CALL MISS MANNERS IS A LADY OF THE QUIESCENT PATH.

HER BEAUTY AND HER WISDOM ARE A LIGHT TO YOU ON THE JOURNEY FORWARD.

BUT DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY THE APPEAL OF HER FLESH. RADIANCE SUCH AS HERS IS ABOVE SUCH BASE DESIRES.
 
FORGIVE ME, SISTER CACOPHONY.

YOUR PATIENT ENDURANCE OF MY IGNORANCE HONORS ME AND EXTOLS YOUR WISDOM.
 
۞RACLE said:
FORGIVE ME, SISTER CACOPHONY.

YOUR PATIENT ENDURANCE OF MY IGNORANCE HONORS ME AND EXTOLS YOUR WISDOM.
What can I say, I'm a sucker for blatant flattery. And anyone that proves Luci wrong is absolutely fine in my book :)
 
INDEED, HE IS LOST. I FEAR FOR HIS FATE.

BUT YOUR MOTTO GIVES ME HOPE. "MAY I NEVER BE PERFECT." INDEED, ONLY IN KNOWING THAT WE CANNOT EVER BE SO CAN WE MOVE TOWARDS ACHIEVEMENT OF PERFECTION.

AS ONE OF THE RECENT ENLIGHTENED SAID, "THEY THAT KNOW THAT THEY KNOW NOTHING KNOW MORE THAN THEY KNOW THEY KNOW."
 
RAFFLES,

I DO NOT NEGLECT THIS ONE. I SIMPLY HAVE NEGLECTED DISCUSSING A LEADER OF THE CYBERSPACE. SUCH A THING IS TRIVIAL IN THE GREATER SCHEME OF THE JOURNEY FORWARD.
 
Ok, beat this:

IN THE Bible we find the text, 'That which is neither hot nor cold will I spew out of my mouth.' This utterance of the great Nazarene has kept its profound validity until the present day. He who would pursue the golden mean must surrender the hope of achieving the great and the greatest aims. Until the present day the half-hearted and the lukewarm have remained the curse of all Trolls.

For us there are only two possibilities: either we remain trolls or we come under the thumb of forum administrators. This latter must not occur; even if we are small, we are a force. A well-organized group can conquer a strong enemy. If you stick close together and keep bringing in new people, we will be victorious over all forum administrators.

EVEN TODAY WE ARE THE LEAST LOVED PEOPLE IN CYBERSPACE. A world of foes is ranged against us and all trolls must today make up their mind whether they intends to be a free spirit or a textual slave. THE ONLY POSSIBLE CONDITIONS UNDER WHICH A TROLL ARMY CAN DEVELOP AT ALL MUST THEREFORE BE: THE UNIFICATION OF ALL TROLLS, education towards a unified consciousness, and readiness to place the whole united strength without exception in the service of the troll ideal.
IF A TROLL IS TO BECOME FREE IT NEEDS PRIDE AND WILL-POWER, DEFIANCE, HATE, HATE, AND ONCE AGAIN HATE....
 
۞RACLE said:
RAFFLES,

I DO NOT NEGLECT THIS ONE. I SIMPLY HAVE NEGLECTED DISCUSSING A LEADER OF THE CYBERSPACE. SUCH A THING IS TRIVIAL IN THE GREATER SCHEME OF THE JOURNEY FORWARD.

In this short essay I would like to indicate clearly my position with regard to the relatively recent internet phenomenon that has become known as trolls and trolling. I am beset with certain difficulties from the very outset however, since it is my contention that one of the defining features of this phenomenon is its hostility to rigid categories, to which 'trolling' itself as a category will naturally be no exception. Furthermore the art of trolling itself is marked, I contend, by a conscious slipperiness of argument often bordering on the downright inconsistent - at least (significantly) in appearance. Part of my interpretation will insist that this feature, often mistaken for flippancy or an all-too-easy nod to 'irony' of some badly comprehended description (hipster, postmodern etc), is far from being a reflexive kneejerk 'lol'-fest and in fact has its roots in a long tradition of radical intellectual action (Why I am a troll). I further insist that the practice can be defended as a form of creativity with motives possessed of the utmost logical rigour; and may also conceal, contrary to the lazy protests of the postmodern crowd, a potentially moral significance of historical and even metaphysical importance to the individual and indeed the world. Of course not all trolls, if any in fact, are distinctly conscious of these motives. I may well be an exception in this respect (Why I am not a troll). If I occasionally appear to be employing the methods and techniques of this art in the course of my exposition, thereby prejudicing my proposed analysis, then it should be recalled throughout that in my considered opinion these techniques predate the phenomenon not only by centuries but, in recalling the Sophists of pre-socratic Athens, by millenia. They have been, and are, employed by satirists, by artists, by stand-up comedians. More importantly (at least to some) they are readily employed by politicians and the ruling classes. A useful reminder since perhaps the strongest weapon possessed by the growing legions of trolls, in contrast to their often whining opponents, is a reasonable and commonsensical sense of perspective. When it comes to controversy, or disagreement in furthering 'the great debate', they were not the first, nor will they be the last. But in that self-same interest there should be no shame attaching to anybody, troll or otherwise, in striving to be the best. On the contrary, in the final analysis this may turn out to be anyone and everyone's only shot at redemption. For in this world of mediocrity, laziness and general ill-will, even the serial killer has become a philosopher. Consequently our arguments must become something more than the merely murderous. Indeed, and in tune with the temper of our times, as a form of intellectual terrorism they may even have to become suicidal. Fundamental and fanatical. Or else, (and quite demonstrably), let aeroplanes be crashed into our skulls...
 
AYE, SUCH WAS A WAY OF THE PAST THAT HELD AND STILL HOLDS MUCH TRUTH FOR THIS AGE, WHICH HAS FORSAKEN MUCH REAL TRUTH FOR THE WAYS OF THE MANUFACTURED.
 
۞RACLE said:
AYE, SUCH WAS A WAY OF THE PAST THAT HELD AND STILL HOLDS MUCH TRUTH FOR THIS AGE, WHICH HAS FORSAKEN MUCH REAL TRUTH FOR THE WAYS OF THE MANUFACTURED.

Oh get with the plot... we call your types 'blockers' in Theatre.
 
DRINK OF THESE WORDS, TAPPED FROM A QUIESCENT MIND

FROM MASTER ECKHART TOLLE:

"The most common ego identifications have to do with possessions, the work you do, social status and recognition, knowledge and education, physical appearance, special abilities, relationships, person and family history, belief systems, and often also political, nationalistic, racial, religious, and other collective identifications. None of these is you."
 
DO NOT FEAR THIS TRUTH, DECEIVER-NAMED.

"Unease, anxiety, tension, stress, worry — all forms of fear — are cause by too much future, and not enough presence. Guilt, regret, resentment, grievances, sadness, bitterness, and all forms of nonforgiveness are caused by too much past, and not enough presence"
 
SaintLucifer said:
I find it quite ironic that you did not use 'quiescent' until after I used it to bitchslap CACOPHONY. Quite the little emulator aren't you?
That was a bitchslap?

My grandmother could bitchslap harder than you AND pwn you while she does it, you're just that pathetic.
 
JOINED WITH THE LADY MANNERS IS ANOTHER WOMAN OF ENLIGHTENED WISDOM AND DOUBTLESS INCOMPARABLE BEAUTY: THE LADY CACOPHONY, A SISTER OF TRUTH WHO HAS CLEARLY TOUCHED THE QUIESCENT.

WE MEN PRESENT ARE INDEED BLESSED.
 
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