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THE TRUE ۞RACLE HAS ARRIVED. IVOVI IS THE DECEIVER

BEWARE! WE ARE BEING WATCHED!

WE ARE VISITED BY "THE WATCHER!"

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HIS PURPOSE IS HERE, BUT HIS FRATERNITY HAS BEEN KNOWN FOR AGES FOR THEIR DISPASSIONATE ONLOOKING.

GENERALLY, THE PRESENCE OF ONE OF THIS ORDER PREFIGURES A TERRIBLE CALAMITY.

WHAT ILL DO YOU FORETELL, WATCHER?
 
I HAVE NEED ONLY OF MY MISSION AND THE JOURNEY TOWARDS THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE QUIESCENCE.

WHAT, HOWEVER, DOES DEVEREAUX NEED?
 
SAREK: EMMISARY OF ENLIGHTENMENT

THIS IS THE TRUTH. HEAR AND BELIEVE. OR BELIEVE NOT, THIS IS YOUR CHOICE, BRETHREN.

SAREK IS CLOSE TO THE STATE OF ENLIGHTENMENT PRECEDING ATTAINMENT OF THE 333RD LEVEL OF PRESCIENT AWARENESS. BEYOND THIS LIES A TOUCHING OF THE QUIESCENCE.

BUT THERE IS MUCH LEFT AHEAD FOR SAREK BEFORE THEN. HOURS OF DETAILED STUDY, SELF-FLAGGELATION, ABSTINENCE FROM FOOD AND SEX FOR FOUR DAYS AT A TIME EACH WEEK, SELF-CIRCUMCISION.

HE NEEDS OUR SUPPORT, BRETHREN. AND PERHAPS OUR DONATIONS. POSSIBLY EVEN RITUALISTIC MOCKERY.

FOR NOW, HE MAINLY NEEDS ENCOURAGEMENT.

EXCELSIOR, BROTHER SAREK!
 
WEIRD. A WORD AND NOTHING MORE, YOUNG BUCHET.

MOVE BEYOND SUCH LIMITATIONS. YOU HAVE POTENTIAL. YET YOU SQUANDER IT WITH PETTY VERBAL MOCKERY.
 
JACK

JACK, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE THRALL OF THE DECEIVER, HE WHO ONCE WALKED HERE AMONGST YOUR BRETHREN?
 
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GOOD, BROTHER! DOES THIS EXPRESSION OF JOY INDICATE YOUR DEDICATION TO MOVING FORWARD?

EXCELSIOR, STARGUARD! EXCELSIOR!
 
1.. General Information on Hemroids :
Normally, everyone has internal hemroids, but they are not normally noticeable - they typically remain out of sight and show no signs nor symptoms.

When the hemroids do initially show themselves, the common reaction is one of shock, fear and concern. All of a sudden, one's nice looking bottom has the insides look like they are falling out of it!

For some it's the shock of seeing lots of blood suddenly coming out or severe excruciating pain from a hemroid thrombosis. Enough to get any ones attention.

Fortunately, all hemroids really are, are swollen blood vessel, which for most people, are easily cured or relieved.

But having the problem of hemroids is an embarrassing one. We are trained about how dirty and unmentionable that area of our anatomy is, so when hemroids drop out to say "Hi, I'm down here.", the last thing we want to do is talk to people about the hemroids. Even talking to doctors about the hemroids can be embarrassing for those of us who just don't talk about such things.

The problem of shame may be exasperated even more with hemroids, if we believe we somehow caused the hemroids through a sexual act. One might feel that the doctor will pursue a too personal line of questioning with the hemroids. From my experience in discussing hemroids with doctors and surgeons, they haven't asked questions of a too personal nature - more interested in telling me what to do.

In fact, the problem of hemroids is so widespread in the community, that doctors will often be sufficiently skilled to perform a simple banding or injection while you are there in the office. They possibly see people suffering with hemroids every day and are not typically embarrassed by it from my experience. So, once one gets over one's own feeling of shame and embarrassment, realizing that the doctor wont likely get too personal in their questioning about your hemroids, you might feel a sense of relief about seeing them.

Another good idea, is to write down the hemroid symptoms one has, so that when one goes to discuss the hemroid symptoms with the doctor, it's just a matter of reading the symptoms out. So, even if one was to get a bit flustered, all the hemroid symptoms can be conveyed without the feeling at the end of walking out of the appointment, "Jeees, I forget to say that. Would that change his diagnosis ... "

Think about me and my hemroids. When I saw doctors, most of whom were males, they would have a look, some inside. Yes, that was embarrassing, but it was better for me to get the correct diagnosis and hemroid treatment options.

Self diagnosis of hemroids is difficult. A non-medical person may confuse hemroids with warts, abscess, anal fissure, anal prolapse, cancer or other conditions. A picture of hemroids is included here to assist you, but medical assessment is strongly suggested.

Our latest Hemroids page updates:
Updated sections include the page you are now on, Pregnancy, Bleeding Hemroids and, Home Remedies. The latter includes many home remedies for hemroid relief.

We have added a hemroid treatment overview page to help people see the range of treatments available.

Several of our pages have been broken up to be more relevant to people searching for a particular hemroid treatment or cure.

The hemroids cure page includes vitamins, foods and herbs that help prevent and possibly cure them.

The sections on What Do Hemroids Look Like, What Hemroids Are and Thrombosed Hemroids have been recently updated.

Considering surgery? Surgical Treatments for Hemroids has been updated and now includes a simple means of determining which surgical procedure, if any, you may benefit the most from. We have added three more surgical treatments to the list of hemroid surgeries you may be able to choose from.

If you are returning to the web site, as many of you do, now may be a good time to book mark us again with our new URL ( web address ). Also, trust the new web site design and name is more appealing and easier to navigate.

Written from a sufferer's past experience with hemroids. Down to earth, understandable and helpful.

Here's the start of the information on hemroids and the help you may be after:


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2... What do real hemroids look like? The common appearances of real Hemroids:

The most obvious symptom of Hemroids is that they are often felt and seen (for example, by using a mirror) as a tiny lump of grapes arising from the anus. The size, shape and number of hemroids varies from one person to another, as the real pictures of hemroids above show.

A hemroid can be larger than a grape, even walnut size, but typically they are the size of a pea.

Sometimes there is only one hemroid, while some people can have many hemroids - normally a small cluster of is found.

Hemroids can look like flattened grapes, some look like full grapes, while others may look wrinkly.

Hemroids may come out of the anus, that is protrude, other times the hemroids remain inside the anus out of view, while some hemroids develop on the skin outside of the anus.


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3... MORE common signs and symptoms of hemroids:
Another typical symptom is that hemroids often cover the anus, stopping the anus from being seen.

A very annoying symptom of hemroids is that they can cause one's bottom to become itchy, particularly round the anal opening. However, this hemroids symptom may also be a symptom of worms and or parasites, rather than hemroids as such.
Hemroids can also cause a burning sensation, pain and or discomfort around the anal opening.

Soiling of underwear can be a common symptom with hemroids as well. This hemroids symptom can cause the other symptoms of itching and burning - akin to nappy rash.

Hemroids can also cause a feeling of incomplete vacuation of the bowel - you don't feel like you've emptied your bowel, even though you have. This hemroid symptom is a particularly nasty one, as trying to get a stool out that isn't there can aggravate or cause hemroids in it's own right. I think the bowel is interpreting large hemroids or clusters of hemroids as a bowel motion that hasn't passed.

For some people, lumps or prolapse of the anal region is a common sign / symptom of hemroids. It may scare you immensely at first, as it did me, but the prolapse is normally only the hemroids acting up. An anal prolapse literally refers to the internal lining of the anus appearing outside the anal aperture opening. Hence if a hemroid appears outside the anal opening, you, by definition, have an anal prolapse!


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4... What are hemroids? There are several types to be aware of.
Firstly, hemroids are varicose veins of the anal region - enlarged, dilated veins of the hemorrhoidal plexuses ( hemorrhoidal plexuses being the network of blood vessels of the lower rectum and anal canal, to be medically precise ).

If the varicose vein is outside the anus, but close to it, it is described as an external hemroid, some doctors will even call a varicose vein on the upper part of the leg as a hemroid! Specifically, external hemroids have two main symptoms: They are seen as little bleeding areas that occur under the skin near the anus, which can be felt as hard lumps.

If the varicose vein is inside, it is referred to as an internal hemroid although they may bleed, they are seldom painful unless infected.

If the varicose vein is internal, but hangs outside where you can see it or feel it, it is referred to as a hemroid prolapse or a prolapsed hemroid.

The more veins affected, the more hemroids you have.

An alternative definition of internal hemroids that I have come across states that hemroids are normal and helpful, as they protect and cushion the rectum. It is only when they become troublesome that we have to worry.

An alternative definition for external hemroids - one encyclopedia I read referred to them as non-cancerous tumors! Medical jargon, enough to scare any one silly I think.


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5... Some symptoms of hemroids are used as the basis of classifying hemroids into Grades:
Grade 1 hemroids do not prolapse, may bleed. Grade 2 hemroids prolapse - pop out - when straining, but the hemroids go back in of their own accord; they may bleed. Grade 3 hemroids pop out when straining, tend to bleed more and have to be gently pushed back in. Grade 4 hemroids are showing all the time and bleed much more.

So, if your doctor starts to talking about your hemroids as a specific grade, you'll have an idea of what he is on about, as well as the hemroid symptoms he used to make the grading.


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A... Napoleon Bonaparte and his fight with Hemroids.
It has been identified by Dr. Paul Wolf, 2001, that Napoleon Bonaparte could have won the Battle of Waterloo by attacking earlier in the day, but Napoleon Bonaparte delayed his attack because he suffered greatly from hemroid pain that morning. By the time the afternoon came, the weather and so on, advantaged the British.

Napoleon Bonaparte suffered greatly from hemroid pain during many of his battles, as the tension of battle apparently caused his sphincter muscles to tighten horrendously on his hemroids, thereby generating massive pain and discomfort for him.

Napoleon Bonaparte used bathing to help control his hemroid pain, but during the battle of Waterloo he was constipated which made his discomfort and possibly his pain much worse and, he had no time to sit in a bath to ease his miserable state.

An interesting bit of hemroid history there, one I think many of us can understand and sympathize with!


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B.. Alternative SPELLINGS AND NAMES for hemroids
Alternative spellings for hemroids : Hemorrhoids and haemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids is the most common spelling and hemorrhoids is also the modern label in medical circles. Next in popularity comes hemroids, which is the way I and many others naturally spell it. Haemorrhoids is a term seldom used now - haemorrhoids is an older label that you will still find occasionally used in medical journals and texts. Why do I mostly use the word hemroids, instead of hemorrhoids? Hemorrhoids takes more letters to type and hemorrhoids is not the way I normally spell it - I frequently misspell hemorrhoids as hemorroids.

Alternative names for hemroids : Piles. The term piles has been used to describe hemroids for more than a century. In one of my medical texts from the 1800's, the term piles was evidently in common usage along with haemorrhoids. From what I can tell, piles was the term used by ordinary folk, while haemorrhoids may have been more restricted to use by doctors. The terms hemroids and hemorrhoids don't appear to have been used back then.

Common misspellings (? - may change from country to country) of the word hemroids: Hemmroids, hemoroids, hemeroids, hemerroids, hameroids, hammeroids, hemorroids, haemorroids, hemmoroids, hemmeroids, hemmorhoids, hemorrhoides and hemorhoids. Of these apparent misspellings, hemorroids comes at the top of the list - I guess people forget about the silent h in the middle of hemorroids.

Some trivia information on hemroids, which you may or may not, have found interesting.


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Want more information on hemorrhoids here? Just email with your question.

But first, if you want to come back to this web site again, just add it to your bookmarks or favorites now! Then you'll find it easy! Also, please consider linking to our site if you are a web master - reciprocal linking is fine.

Good luck in your endeavors for hemroid relief and hemorroid prevention.

In summary, surgery will normally be a good treatment option for hemroids as it removes them, while soothing creams, baths, hemroid pillows cushions and so on, can quickly bring relief to hemroids that are showing themselves.

To remain cured of hemroids, or to prevent hemroids from developing, you can try the suggestions on this web site - for example, by avoiding those things that can cause them to develop, by taking in therapeutic doses of certain vitamins and minerals. Also, by avoiding the causes of hemroids, we have a much greater chance of preventing hemroids from coming back or developing in the first place, but there are no guarantees unfortunately.

Remember, this hemroid web site, like all our web sites, is an educational one. It is NOT designed to diagnose nor treat but to offer understanding, ideas and options for you to discuss with your doctor.
 
ONE AMONG YOU SHALL SHORTLY PERISH

AS ALL THINGS HAVE THEIR BEGINNING, AND ALL THINGS HAVE THEIR END.

SUCH WAS FORETOLD IN THE OLD TIMES BY THE DECEIVER.

HE HAS PERISHED BY HIS OWN WICKEDNESS, AFTER FIRST BEING REVEALED AS AN AGENT OF DARKNESS AND OBLIVION.
 
What is diarrhea?
Diarrhea is loose, watery stools. A person with diarrhea typically passes stool more than three times a day. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day. Acute diarrhea is a common problem that usually lasts 1 or 2 days and goes away on its own without special treatment. Prolonged diarrhea persisting for more than 2 days may be a sign of a more serious problem and poses the risk of dehydration. Chronic diarrhea may be a feature of a chronic disease.

Diarrhea can cause dehydration, which means the body lacks enough fluid to function properly. Dehydration is particularly dangerous in children and older people, and it must be treated promptly to avoid serious health problems. See Dehydration.

People of all ages can get diarrhea and the average adult has a bout of acute diarrhea about four times a year. In the United States, each child will have had seven to 15 episodes of diarrhea by age 5.

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What causes diarrhea?
Acute diarrhea is usually related to a bacterial, viral, or parasitic infection. Chronic diarrhea is usually related to functional disorders such as irritable bowel syndrome or inflammatory bowel disease.

A few of the more common causes of diarrhea include the following:

Bacterial infections. Several types of bacteria consumed through contaminated food or water can cause diarrhea. Common culprits include Campylobacter, Salmonella, Shigella, and Escherichia coli (E. coli).

Viral infections. Many viruses cause diarrhea, including rotavirus, Norwalk virus, cytomegalovirus, herpes simplex virus, and viral hepatitis.

Food intolerances. Some people are unable to digest food components such as artificial sweeteners and lactose—the sugar found in milk.

Parasites. Parasites can enter the body through food or water and settle in the digestive system. Parasites that cause diarrhea include Giardia lamblia, Entamoeba histolytica, and Cryptosporidium.

Reaction to medicines. Antibiotics, blood pressure medications, cancer drugs, and antacids containing magnesium can all cause diarrhea.

Intestinal diseases. Inflammatory bowel disease, colitis, Crohn’s disease, and celiac disease often lead to diarrhea.

Functional bowel disorders. Diarrhea can be a symptom of irritable bowel syndrome.

Some people develop diarrhea after stomach surgery or removal of the gallbladder. The reason may be a change in how quickly food moves through the digestive system after stomach surgery or an increase in bile in the colon after gallbladder surgery.

People who visit foreign countries are at risk for traveler’s diarrhea, which is caused by eating food or drinking water contaminated with bacteria, viruses, or parasites. Traveler’s diarrhea can be a problem for people visiting developing countries. Visitors to the United States, Canada, most European countries, Japan, Australia, and New Zealand do not face much risk for traveler’s diarrhea. See Preventing Traveler’s Diarrhea.

In many cases, the cause of diarrhea cannot be found. As long as diarrhea goes away on its own, an extensive search for the cause is not usually necessary.

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What are the symptoms of diarrhea?
Diarrhea may be accompanied by cramping, abdominal pain, bloating, nausea, or an urgent need to use the bathroom. Depending on the cause, a person may have a fever or bloody stools.

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Diarrhea in Children
Children can have acute and chronic forms of diarrhea. Causes include bacteria, viruses, parasites, medications, functional bowel disorders, and food sensitivities. Infection with the rotavirus is the most common cause of acute childhood diarrhea. Rotavirus diarrhea usually resolves in 3 to 9 days. Children who are 6 to 32 weeks old can be vaccinated against the virus with a vaccine called Rotateq.

If your child has diarrhea, do not hesitate to call the doctor for advice. Diarrhea is especially dangerous in newborns and infants, leading to dehydration in just a day or two. A child can die from dehydration within a few days. The main treatment for diarrhea in children is rehydration to replace lost fluid quickly. See Dehydration.

Take your child to the doctor if there is no improvement after 24 hours or if any of the following symptoms appear:

stools containing blood or pus
black stools
a temperature above 102 degrees
signs of dehydration
Medications to treat diarrhea in adults can be dangerous for children and should only be given with a doctor’s guidance.

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Dehydration
Diarrhea can cause dehydration, which means the body has lost too much fluid and too many electrolytes and can’t function properly. Dehydration is particularly dangerous in children and in older adults and must be treated promptly to avoid serious health problems.

Signs of dehydration include

thirst
less frequent urination
dry skin
fatigue
light-headedness
dark-colored urine
Signs of dehydration in children include

dry mouth and tongue
no tears when crying
no wet diapers for 3 hours or more
sunken abdomen, eyes, or cheeks
high fever
listlessness or irritability
skin that does not flatten when pinched and released
If you suspect that you or your child is dehydrated, call the doctor immediately. Severe dehydration may require hospitalization.

Preventing Dehydration
The fluid and electrolytes lost during diarrhea need to be replaced promptly because the body cannot function without them. Electrolytes are the salts and minerals that affect the amount of water in your body, muscle activity, and other important functions.

Although water is extremely important in preventing dehydration, it does not contain electrolytes. Broth and soups that contain sodium, and fruit juices, soft fruits, or vegetables that contain potassium, help restore electrolyte levels. Over-the-counter rehydration solutions such as Pedialyte, Ceralyte, and Infalyte are also good electrolyte sources and are especially recommended for use in children.

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When should a doctor be consulted?
Diarrhea is not usually harmful, but it can become dangerous or signal a more serious problem. You should see the doctor if you experience any of the following:

diarrhea for more than 3 days
severe pain in the abdomen or rectum
a fever of 102 degrees or higher
blood in your stool or black, tarry stools
signs of dehydration
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How is the cause of diarrhea diagnosed?
Diagnostic tests to find the cause of diarrhea may include the following:

Medical history and physical examination. The doctor will ask you about your eating habits and medication use and will examine you for signs of illness.

Stool culture. A sample of stool is analyzed in a laboratory to check for bacteria, parasites, or other signs of disease and infection.

Blood tests. Blood tests can be helpful in ruling out certain diseases.

Fasting tests. To find out if a food intolerance or allergy is causing the diarrhea, the doctor may ask you to avoid lactose, carbohydrates, wheat, or other foods to see whether the diarrhea responds to a change in diet.

Sigmoidoscopy. For this test, the doctor uses a special instrument to look at the inside of the rectum and lower part of the colon.

Colonoscopy. This test is similar to a sigmoidoscopy, but it allows the doctor to view the entire colon.

Imaging tests. These tests can rule out structural abnormalities as the cause of diarrhea.

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How is diarrhea treated?
In most cases of diarrhea, replacing lost fluid to prevent dehydration is the only treatment necessary. Medicines that stop diarrhea may be helpful, but they are not recommended for people whose diarrhea is caused by a bacterial infection or parasite. If you stop the diarrhea before having purged the bacteria or parasite, you will trap the organism in the intestines and prolong the problem. Rather, doctors usually prescribe antibiotics as a first-line treatment. Viral infections are either treated with medication or left to run their course, depending on the severity and type of virus.

Tips About Food
Until diarrhea subsides, try to avoid caffeine, milk products, and foods that are greasy, high in fiber, or very sweet. These foods tend to aggravate diarrhea.

As you improve, you can add soft, bland foods to your diet, including bananas, plain rice, boiled potatoes, toast, crackers, cooked carrots, and baked chicken without the skin or fat. For children, the pediatrician may also recommend a bland diet. Once the diarrhea has stopped, the pediatrician will likely encourage children to return to a normal and healthy diet if it can be tolerated.

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Preventing Traveler’s Diarrhea
Traveler’s diarrhea happens when you consume food or water contaminated with bacteria, viruses, or parasites. You can take the following precautions to prevent traveler’s diarrhea when you travel outside of the United States:

Do not drink tap water or use it to brush your teeth.
Do not drink unpasteurized milk or dairy products.
Do not use ice made from tap water.
Avoid all raw fruits and vegetables, including lettuce and fruit salads, unless they can be peeled and you peel them yourself.
Do not eat raw or rare meat and fish.
Do not eat meat or shellfish that is not hot when served.
Do not eat food from street vendors.
You can safely drink bottled water—if you are the one to break the seal—along with carbonated soft drinks, and hot drinks such as coffee or tea.

Depending on where you are going and how long you will stay, your doctor may recommend that you take antibiotics before leaving to protect you from possible infection.

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Hope Through Research
The Division of Digestive Diseases and Nutrition at the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases supports basic and clinical research into gastrointestinal conditions, including diarrhea. Among other areas, researchers are studying how the processes of absorption and secretion in the digestive tract affect the content and consistency of stool, the relationship between diarrhea and Helicobactor pylori, motility in chronic diarrhea, and chemical compounds that may be useful in treating diarrhea.

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Points to Remember
Diarrhea is a common problem that usually resolves on its own.

Diarrhea is dangerous if a person becomes dehydrated.

Causes include viral, bacterial, parasitic infections, food intolerance, reactions to medicine, intestinal diseases, and functional bowel disorders.

Treatment involves replacing lost fluid and electrolytes. Depending on the cause of the problem, a person might also need medication to stop the diarrhea or treat an infection. Children may need an oral rehydration solution to replace lost fluid and electrolytes.

Call the doctor if the person with diarrhea has severe pain in the abdomen or rectum, a fever of 102 degrees or higher, blood in the stool, signs of dehydration, or diarrhea for more than 3 days.
 
NO, BROTHER SAREK. TO DO SO WOULD BE A BIZARRE FETISH.

I HAVE NOT THE TIME TO WASTE WITH SUCH DEVIANT ACTS.

RITUALISTIC UNION WITH BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN OF LEGAL AGE, HOWEVER, THESE INDEED ENABLE ME TO REACH THE QUIESCENCE.
 
SAREK,

THIS DIVERSION, WHILE AMUSING, CANNOT STAVE OFF THE INEVITABLE.

ONE HERE SHALL FALL.

TIME BEATS THE SECONDS WITH THIS PERSON'S HEART. YET TIME WILL CONTINUE BEATING, WHILE THEIR HEART SHALL NOT.

IT IS UNFORTUNATE, BUT ALSO, INEVITABLE.
 
LOOK BELOW, AND SEE THAT SYMMETRY WHICH IS THE MELODY OF ALL THINGS.

AS IT WAS THEN, SO TOO SHALL IT BE NOW. BUT UNLIKE THE PAST TIMES, THIS WORD, AND ITS SPEAKER, ARE OF THE TRUTH AND HAVE TOUCHED THE QUIESCENCE.
 
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