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The WF SECRET Personal Information thread...

I can clear all this up:

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And as further evidence that it is spin, there was this post by the [STRIKE]New Boss (the same as the Old Boss)[/STRIKE] puppet:

There is no right answer for me here. I say yes, you conclude I'm easily rolled and start agitating for some other thing you want. Polarslam unbanned or some such. I say no and you continue to sturm und drang.

Decision stands.

Although you gotta give the guy credit for having a point. Can you imagine what would've happened to Coca Cola when the customers rebelled against New Coke? Shit, if they'd have backed down, then their customers would've owned them. It's a good thing Coca Cola Corporation dug in their heels in spite of popular demand and forced people to drink New Coke. :cylon:

This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard a board admin/owner/staff member say, ranking right up there with some of Neroon and Mutai Sho Rin's classics.

If the Forge didn't go to shit when TPTB lifted martial law early to quell the outrage then it wouldn't go to shit if Lanz lifted Hood's ban.
 
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Volpone said:
Indeed. You are the one person with more power than Elwood. Witness the coup against Borgs. Never would've happened without Nick stealing the database. Let's face it: Lanzman is a puppet anyway. Just explain to him that he's going to be a puppet for you instead of for Elwood. Ban Elwood and explain to Lanz that he can keep paying the bills and pretending to be in charge and you'll tell him what to do. He'll be cool with that--it's the arrangement he already has, just a different puppeteer.
A douchebag, I ain't. Not a chance. And AFAICT, Lanzman is not a puppet, he's just stubborn and wrong.
OK. I'll be the douchebag. I'll be the puppetmaster and Lanzman will be the puppet. You can be the strings. I'll tell you what happens, you make it happen, and I'll let Lanzman know what is happening so he can pretend he's in charge. Actually it works even better that way. Everybody wins. :twisted:
 
Elwood is a fat lying hick La Fours wannabe cuntstick. I posted one PM from CheekyMonkey asking me to reveal info on the Summerteeth/Scruff palava -- no names were mentioned.
The only real names I know of WF people are the following:

Wait...there was no RL names in this PM that was posted?

I suppose it's too much to hope there is some kind of evidence somewhere either way.
 
Join us, Tamar. You know you want to. Imagine--no more responsibility. You can just be a regular poster and rouse rabble like the rest of us. :twisted:
 
Please.

You just roll in this muck because you lack what it takes to create your own board and attract any posters. :P

As for the ban, I already posted at WF that events in the last 24 hours, time offline to ponder things led me to the conclusion all bans but two should be lifted....however..I also said that Lanzman is under no obligation to offer a blanket amnesty. And he isn't...it's not an entitlement and creating this shitstorm wasn't the best way to seek one, truly.
 
and creating this shitstorm

Wasn't our doing. Talk to your man Lanz about that, and his 'final word' dictates from on high about how he 'couldn't give in to the trolls' no matter how wrong he was.


He created the mess, he can fix it if he wants. If not.... oh well. *shrug* Whatchagonnado?
 
The next time somebody says "It's Lanzman's board" or "shennanigans," I'm going to pistol whip them.

We get it, we agree, c'est la vie.
 
The next time somebody says "It's Lanzman's board" or "shennanigans," I'm going to pistol whip them.

We get it, we agree, c'est la vie.

Hey Anc, where was that place we used to go and post, you know, the one with all the goofy shit on the walls?
 
I like Bennigan's.

And anyway, Hell, why would I want to build my own board? Miss Manners treats us very well here. I get about 92% of what I want (and very polite explanations of why I can't have the other 8%, not "I can't tell you, but it's for your own good. This is not negotiable.") and I don't have any of the effort or expense required to administer a board. AND I don't have to try and recruit a whole bunch of posters or have discussions with myself.

Heck, I don't even want or need anything from Lanzman. I was hoping Hood could come back. He's already here. For that matter most of the posters I want to hang out with came here. Hell, even Dan came over, so now we can watch Hood bag on him here. Summer's here too. Britforge is in full effect. Really, I don't care about Wordforge anymore. It just doesn't matter. :cylon:

(Although I do miss some of the smilies. :unsure: )
 
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