The "What if they mated" offspring thread!

[jack]

I'd fuck Goldie sideways, she's a total GMILF

 

[SaintLucifer]

If SaintLucifer and Lord Raffles mated, their offspring might look like this:

Spoiler

Where's the hint of brown on the skin? RAFFLES did make grandiose claims as to his PAKI heritage. You do understand that Pakis are BROWN yes? I call 'fake' on this one, although when one considers RAFFLE's skin colour, one need learn to call him FAKIR.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Where's the hint of brown on the skin? RAFFLES did make grandiose claims as to his PAKI heritage. You do understand that Pakis are BROWN yes? I call 'fake' on this one, although when one considers RAFFLE's skin colour, one need learn to call him FAKIR.

It needs a fucking gay-ass limp wrist to show off Luci's influence.