There's someone in your closet.

[Conchaga]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

 

[Cacophony]

That's quite possibly the most awesome news article I've ever read.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Mon Dieu !

A real ninja !

 

[eloisel]

Yes, there is, and he's not coming out. I've barricaded the door. No preachers up in here with packages and such.

 

[jack]

I read that story earlier this week, and thought it was just the coolest thing.

 

[Cacophony]

Have you heard the urban legend about the midget dressed as a clown that lives in some family's attic?

This reminded me a lot of that

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Have you heard the urban legend about the midget dressed as a clown that lives in some family's attic?

This reminded me a lot of that

The said midget posts on Ex-Isle.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Have you heard the urban legend about the midget dressed as a clown that lives in some family's attic?

THATS NO MIDGET THATS UNCLE CLYDE

 

[Conchaga]

That's quite possibly the most awesome news article I've ever read.

Why do you think I posted it for all to read?

Didn't you immediately think about checking your crawlspaces in your home?