These guys seem fun

['Gear]

I cruised through their forum. Trollable if you were so inclined. I'm not. But they do take their atheism very seriously. I suppose one could go in as a christian if one knew the lingo and had nothing better to do.

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

 

[jack]

Remember "Hot Amputee Girls"? Where do you find this stuff?

 

['Gear]

If I knew I'd know how to escape.

 

[jack]

The problem is, you can Google anything. I've only gotten "no results" three times.

I wont mention what those were.

 

['Gear]

A hot amputee girl makes you feel like a complete man. Like a giver. Like a charitable contributor.

 

[jack]

I loved Boxing Helena. But only because Lynch directed it.

 

['Gear]

Lynch needs a hug and a stern talking to. Then he needs another hug an someone to explain to him just wtf people expect when they go see a movie.

Lesson 1.) Continuity

 

[jack]

LOL we could argue that forever. What about CRASH? Eraserhead? FireWalk With Me?

Remember what a mess Twin Peaks became? How he fixed it?

 

[jack]

dont mind me I love tv

 

['Gear]

My tv taste is pretty boring for other people. Most tv I watch is shit my wife watches. If it makes her happy that makes it a good show as far as I'm concerned.

Which is how I became acquainted with Dance Moms.

Lynch is the Dali of tv. That's not a compliment. I fucking hate Dali. Fucking fraud.

 

[jack]

Agreed. But a necessary one.

 

[jack]

TV is evil. Never forget that. I certainly haven't. still....it's biggest fan

 

['Gear]

Imagine how smart we'd be if we didn't watch tv.

 

[jack]

[youtube]8IxeroqZSuo[/youtube]

 

[Dershocka]

Imagine how smart we'd be if we didn't watch tv.

I don't watch TV and I'm dumb as FUCK!

No, just kidding, I watch TV all the time. I have one on my front porch.

 

['Gear]

I have this weird theory - I don't think you're dumb at all. Not sure what your deal is, but I don't think you're in the least bit stupid.

Try this on for size - The last grade I completed is 8th. And look how far I've managed to skyrocket. Oh wait...nevermind. Bad example.

 

[Enkephalen]

There's a reason they referred to television as an "idiot box."

Lynch, like Dali, were seriously twisted people who fooled everyone into believing their schizophrenia was cutting edge art.

 

['Gear]

Schizophrenics in South American indian cultures are snatched up as soon as they're identified to be trained as shaman.