They think I am a dual

['Gear]

Jusus was/is a Republican.

 

[jack]

I'm a member of that new Hassidic dairy support group, Jews For Cheeses.

 

['Gear]

Sounds like that citrus to cracker selection group Juice For CheeseIts

 

[Donovan]

I thought carpenters only died of anorexia?

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

Yea, believeth in me, and ye shall find peace and eternal life. Also, a free carton of cigarettes if you sign up a friend.

 

['Gear]

Like Jesus on FB.

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

If Jesus was a modern day thing, isn't that exactly how he'd spread the word?

 

['Gear]

If he was a moden day thing he'd play acoustic guitar, have killer weed he never shares and he'd fuck your girlfriend and pretend like he thought it was cool. Oh and he'd wear Rayban aviator sunglasses and Sanuk Donny Primo's.

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

If he was a moden day thing he'd play acoustic guitar, have killer weed he never shares and he'd fuck your girlfriend and pretend like he thought it was cool. Oh and he'd wear Rayban aviator sunglasses and Sanuk Donny Primo's.

And his best bro Judas would be all like, "Yo, Jesus over there? I heard he nailed your bitch last night. And yours, too. And yours. Straight up orgy. You guys cool with that? No? Didn't think so. Check it out, I know this sounds crazy, but...after the other night...look, dude straight up kissed me. In front of people. Listen, I found these rusty nails out back, there's a couple of
2x4's...what? No, no...we're just gonna scare him a little!"

 

['Gear]

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

anyone remember why this thread was started?

 

['Gear]

You'll almost never find me in that particular category.

 

[Sir Sacrifyx]

Yup. I declare this thread officially derailed.

 

[Donovan]

That third Jesus needs some serious manscaping.

 

['Gear]

As above, so below.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Just tell them you excell at multi-tasking.

Or that you are a typical dumbfuck American who cannot spell, yes?

 

[SaintLucifer]

^I know, right? Then again,it was Jim Caviezel playing Jesus? WTF??

Which reminds me - try to get your hands on a copy of Christopher Moore's Lamb – The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. It'S worth every second of reading.

You morons actually watched that movie? WTF? Why? Who the fuck watches movies about JEWS? The only movies I would ever watch would be the fake 'Holocaust' movies allegedly depicting murdered JEWS. Nothing excites me more than knowing that 6 million Jews are supposedly dead.

 

[Enkephalen]

Or that you are a typical dumbfuck American who cannot spell, yes?

I liked you better when you were a lot meaner.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I liked you better when you were a lot meaner.

Introduce yourself, darling. Who are you, and why should I give a damn? Are you even worthy of posting in my direction?

 

[Enkephalen]

Introduce yourself, darling. Who are you, and why should I give a damn? Are you even worthy of posting in my direction?

The better question is, are you worthy of my notice or will I find you somehow lacking? Ball's in your court, Luci, let's see if you can light a fire.