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things that do not taste good coated with toffee

hard to troll like this.
 
ok, ok, I cant be mean any longer to someone in a pink wig.
 
FBI is teh coolest and I'm sure he didn't mean you are really a slut or maybe he thinks sluts are really great.. ANYWAY I'm sure FBI is really tastey in toffee, allegedly cause he' s most likely jailbait.
 
It's your only weakness.
 
I grew up poor and abused in the horribly affluent ghetto of Jamaica Plain. MY LASHINGS OUT ARE SOCIETY'S FAULT!
 
if you vouch for him Cassie that's ok in my books.
 
too bad he didn't get the Prada reference, tho', it's a great line from Legally Blonde.
 
I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. (lol Ricky Bobby quotes!!!)

FBI where have you been hiding?
 
I don't get to watch films. My parents beat me and send me to bed without my crack cocaine every time I try. :(
 
Do they come at you like spider monkeys?

I've got to go.. OMG BSG is coming on!@!!
 
FBI is only jailbait if you're over 18, so yeah. Let's get one of our many other brilliant underaged posters to jump his bones, preferrably one in his sexual orientation. Well, I'm sure he would prefer it, but it may be more fun for us otherwise. Ho hum.
 
41) Tampons and/or sexy lingerie

What? It had to be said.
 
Sweet Zombie Jesus.
 
^er, as an observation to L_G's post, not as something UN- Toffeable!
 
42) Little Paul Scholes
 
43) Polaroid pictures.
 
44) a horse's willy
 
and it would take a LOT of toffee anyway!
 
p.s.
NO pix plz!!!
 
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