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This has been the quietist day on TK in a very long time.

Mentalist

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Not even Wacky stuck around on this quiet Friday night.

I therefore have summised that I am the member with the least sembelance of life on the board.

You know, I am drunk, but that's only because I went out and bought myself a bottle of Absolut and Lemon juice the today because I had nothing better to do


Nobody is fucking here. Where the fuck is Loki? I miss him, he's not been that active since the fractured arm.


And the rest of you as well, where are you? You don't care to be around me anymore, I understand, really, I do.

You know, I will always be here everyday and you will all come and post in the small window of time you choose to devote to TK and say it isn't so, but it is. I am all alone, all alone with nobody to talk to.


Well thanks, I thought you were my friends. Wheres The Question, SilentBtViolent? Gagh is almost certainly asleep.. None of you care about me, I might as well be dead..

What about Blazerboy? He's not here either. Well, that's it then..


I'm not friday material, obviously. You all have better things to do, obviously.


I get it, I do... I might as well go to sleep but I can't. But I will anyway and stare at the dark ceiling and think of better times and a greater future that will never come for me.






Signing off.. Mentalist Esquire... Goodbye...


:(
 
Loktar, you are now my new best friend. Fuck those horrible deserting bastards.

Yay for us, IMHO.
 
Loktar.... HURRY UP!

I'm feeling deserted again.. This is a give and take relationship. I cna't handle this shit, that's it, I'm making a noose...
 
Mentalist said:
Loktar.... HURRY UP!

I'm feeling deserted again.. This is a give and take relationship. I cna't handle this shit, that's it, I'm making a noose...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm back. Don't do it!
 
Hey there fella.

feeling down? :D

I was talking to the other half... I GONNA GO SPAMMY NOW
 
I did make a noose, but only to play cowboy wrangler with my computer chair.. WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT?!
 
Harkley said:
Hey there fella.

feeling down? :D

I was talking to the other half... I GONNA GO SPAMMY NOW

See, Menty, you'll have the Master of Spam, PENIS, and cheese to entertain you when i leave later.
 
Mentalist said:
I did make a noose, but only to play cowboy wrangler with my computer chair.. WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT?!

YOU MADE A MOOSE?"!"£!$

I WANT ONE1
 
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