CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Brother, you can make a balloon BALLOON!
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This has been the quietist day on TK in a very long time.
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SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Who the fuck would ever want to ride in a hot air balloon?
Seriously, baskets?
Lame.
Hot air?
Lame.
Going slow?
Lame.
Yanking on a cord?
Lame.
Having gay sex?
Lame unless you're Loki or BB or Henoch or anyone who is gay.
Seriously, baskets?
Lame.
Hot air?
Lame.
Going slow?
Lame.
Yanking on a cord?
Lame.
Having gay sex?
Lame unless you're Loki or BB or Henoch or anyone who is gay.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Then I hope he doesn't take any Prilosec or else we're crashing MUTHAFUCKA!
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Was it a gerbil?
And is that gay sex thing true or just folklore?
And is that gay sex thing true or just folklore?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You all everybody!
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
WHERE IS EVERYONE NOBODY IS ONLINE TODAY?
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
well I was off celebrating my BIRTHDAY for god's sake!
Friends dropped by with food and wine and drums and wine and guitars and wine and we had an informal potluck and then jammed a bit. Quite nic, except everyone kept filling the birthday girl's wine glass....and well, I had fun!
However...the wages of sin, my friend, the wages of sin:
I am ready to indulge in an orgy of footie with a nice cappuccino when what do my horrified eyes discover?
NO COFFEE BEANS LEFT!!!
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS ON A STICK!
I'm staggering around the house, and now must get dressed, drive a car somewhere where coffee beans are to be found, buy said beans, return home and make the damn coffee, effectively missing the first game of the weekend - after not seeing ONE FA Cup game as they didn't air up here - so I'm already into Footie Withdrawal -
and you complain about your life???
WE ARETALKING HUMAN TRAGEDY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS HERE< M'BOY!
to wit:
NO COFFEE. MISSING A FOOTIE GAME. worse case scenario stuff.
Now I must go...on my horrible Quest.
wish me luck.
Friends dropped by with food and wine and drums and wine and guitars and wine and we had an informal potluck and then jammed a bit. Quite nic, except everyone kept filling the birthday girl's wine glass....and well, I had fun!
However...the wages of sin, my friend, the wages of sin:
I am ready to indulge in an orgy of footie with a nice cappuccino when what do my horrified eyes discover?
NO COFFEE BEANS LEFT!!!
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS ON A STICK!
I'm staggering around the house, and now must get dressed, drive a car somewhere where coffee beans are to be found, buy said beans, return home and make the damn coffee, effectively missing the first game of the weekend - after not seeing ONE FA Cup game as they didn't air up here - so I'm already into Footie Withdrawal -
and you complain about your life???
WE ARETALKING HUMAN TRAGEDY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS HERE< M'BOY!
to wit:
NO COFFEE. MISSING A FOOTIE GAME. worse case scenario stuff.
Now I must go...on my horrible Quest.
wish me luck.
Ishcabittle
New member
If I had known the situation was so dire I wouldn't have watched The 40yr/old Virgin last night. I would have been on TK. If I had known, that is.
Dreadfully apologetic, my main man.
Dreadfully apologetic, my main man.
Ishcabittle
New member
And just like that, Slasher came out to the Mine Fielders. Not totally unexpected, but still a revelation.
Ishcabittle
New member
Cute couple, eh?