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This is what the bitch said to me...

eloisel

Forever Empress E
So, I was out to dinner with the family at a restaurant we found over in the next city to us. The food isn't all that great but the prices are commenustrate with the quality and they have a smoking section. I ordered the chicken fried steak dinner which came with a large salad, baby carrots, mashed potatoes and gravy, two big pieces of chicken fried steak covered in gravy and Texas Toast. Because I don't eat often I can eat alot when I do sit down to eat but that was just too much food. Now, the service wasn't even as good as the mediocre food. The waitress, a woman who appeared to be in her 70s, totally ignored me. I had to have the kid order for me and get me refills on my tea and the son-in-law had to get me silverware and napkins. When I finished with my plate I pushed it aside for someone to pick up and take away. Little old waitress looks at the 2nd piece of meat left on my plate and this is what that bitch said to me....

"Next time, ask for a senior dinner."

I tell you, if I could have got my old ass off that booth seat before she toddled off, I'd have beat her butt right then and there.
 
That is so wrong. And I can hear your arteries clogging. ;) Jus' kiddin'.

I can't even begin to commentate on the horrible service I've received over the years but the tip ALWAYS matches the service. If I've received excellent or horrible service I always tell the manager also. People who do their jobs well deserve kudos even more than the repremand of those who do their jobs poorly.

Just the other day I was buying shoes at Macy's and the girl was so helpful, so nice and so complimentary that I asked to speak with her manager. I could tell the sales girl was nervous thinking she'd done something wrong but in front of the sales girl and her manager I complimented the sales girl highly and you could tell that it made her day. I love doing that.
 
commenustrate

commensurate, and with my dyslexia your misspelling looks like some sort of bizarre menstruation dysfunction, so it was impossible to read your post.
 
There is nothing worse than bad chicken fried steak. I always order mine without the gravy and with fries. "Back home" the truckstops served them that way, the steak was as big as the plate and so tender you didn't need a knife.

You really need to find a restaurant with young male servers.

;)
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Hmmm.

I like either extremely low end or extremely high end dining. Nothing in the middle for me.

It's either Chick-Fil-A or Ruths' Chris Steak
 
missmanners said:
There is nothing worse than bad chicken fried steak. I always order mine without the gravy and with fries. "Back home" the truckstops served them that way, the steak was as big as the plate and so tender you didn't need a knife.

You really need to find a restaurant with young male servers.

;)
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Mmmm But I love the Gravy! I'm a sauce kind of gal-so I love those sauces!

And Jack-Shut the Fuck Up. :D
 
jack said:
commenustrate

commensurate, and with my dyslexia your misspelling looks like some sort of bizarre menstruation dysfunction, so it was impossible to read your post.

It was late and what I meant was simply comment.
 
jack said:
commenustrate

commensurate, and with my dyslexia your misspelling looks like some sort of bizarre menstruation dysfunction, so it was impossible to read your post.
Thanks for correcting my spelling.
 
DarthSikle said:
Hmmm.

I like either extremely low end or extremely high end dining. Nothing in the middle for me.

It's either Chick-Fil-A or Ruths' Chris Steak
I like a variety of restaurants but choose according to who it is I am pleasing. Some of my friends are smokers, some are not, sometimes it is a group meeting and a variety of needs other than smoking has to be accommodated, one of my friends barely eats except when we go for barbecue, another can't stand Mexican, another likes French. When the only person I have to please is myself, I go to where they serve what I'm interested in eating and for how long I want to be there. Sometimes I like to go to the all night diner and read a book, or work on my writing, drink lots of coffee and smoke lots of cigarettes. Having edible food of some kind is a plus. Sometimes I like to go to the all night diner where smoking is not allowed anymore but the super coffee drinkers with all the information on what is going on in town are there to cuss, fuss and discuss the night away. Sometimes I like to go the snazzy restaurant where one person greets me at the door, another escorts me to my table, another brings me water and takes my drink order, another person takes my food order, and another person escorts the person who actually brings the food, then the desert cart comes around. My favorite thing to do, though, is pick up some banana pudding and sweet iced tea and go to the park and sit at a picnic table and watch the sun go down.
 
I always tip the percentage even if the service and food aren't that great. The lady that waited on me probably has a daughter my age. Maybe her daughter sucks. I don't.
 
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