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This is what the bitch said to me...

I still tip good if they forget something or fuck something up, as long as they are nice about it, but I will leave a shitty tip if they are rude.
 
I'd tell her, "Didn't want no senior dinner, just like I don't want no cranky senior server gettin' her saggy titties all in my gravy!"

Then snap a couple of times and sashay out the door. ;)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I'd tell her, "Didn't want no senior dinner, just like I don't want no cranky senior server gettin' her saggy titties all in my gravy!"

Then snap a couple of times and sashay out the door. ;)
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Ha, ha, ha!!! Yeah, well, I'd tip her extra if she walked around the restaurant with gravy on her saggy titties. I noticed all the snow birds roosting in the restaurant that night. There'd be toothless slurping going on, which while grossing me out would have me rolling on the floor pissing my pants and laughing my ass off too. That would be worth an extra $5.
 
I went with a friend to TGIF earlier tonight. I gave the cutie pie young waiter guy a $10 tip on a $20 ticket. This friend is going back to Austin tomorrow so we ate slow and wanted to hang around and chat a bit when we were done. It is only fair that I give the waiter a little extra for the extra time I'm at the table, which keeps him from getting more tips. Now, he recognized and kept checking on me for tea refills or if I'd changed my mind and wanted desert even after he'd cashed me out and had his tip in his pocket. That's the way to do it. Besides, he was a cutie pie.
 
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I want you to hold it between your knees.
 
eloisel said:
Ha, ha, ha!!! Yeah, well, I'd tip her extra if she walked around the restaurant with gravy on her saggy titties. I noticed all the snow birds roosting in the restaurant that night. There'd be toothless slurping going on, which while grossing me out would have me rolling on the floor pissing my pants and laughing my ass off too. That would be worth an extra $5.
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This was too goddamn funny
 
Kind of like "Jiggle The Handle" or "Bag Of Panties", projects of past excellence.
 
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