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This Just In: We Hate Megan Fox

^^You beat me to posting that vid. GOOD MORNING, MEGAN, INDEED. I have something I'd give her first thing in the morning.

Seriously, dude. If you're a straight man, hating Megan Fox is like hating cheeseburgers, or beer.. or, or....I don't know... hating watching two 19-year-old hotties go all lesbo in the back of a van.

SERIOUSLY.
 
Used to think she was overrated. Now, not so much.
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Although, to be quite honest, Brian Austin Green's first baby-mama is actually hotter:
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Oh dear...
Pretty face but a potty mouth
By SIMON ROTHSTEIN
Published: 12 May 2009

She may be one of the world’s sexiest women – but it turns out MEGAN FOX’s language isn’t so attractive.

The Transformers star went off on a foul-mouthed tirade at the suggestion that she’s too pretty for serious movie roles.

Megan fumed: “It pisses me when people fucking complain that I'm too beautiful to get a part.

“That's bullshit.

You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of.

“And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all.”

And here’s Megan on whether she thinks it’s worth isolating herself in order to escape the madness of Hollywood.

She says: “Yeah, it's worth it.

“Because if it was – if I wasn't making that decision I wouldn't, I would be fucking, not literally fucking away my career, but I'd be shitting away my career.”
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Okay, I filled in the words that the Sun asterisk'ed.
 
Fox Blasts 'Immature' Pattinson And Efron
12 May 2009 6:25 PM, PDT


Transformers actress Megan Fox has slammed "immature" males like Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron, insisting dating young men is "a waste of time".

The sexy star has been dating on/off fiance Brian Austin Green since 2004, when she was 18 and he was 30.

And she insists she has always been more attracted to mature males, because they share the same level of intellect with her.

She tells Elle magazine, "(Robert Pattinson) and Zac (Efron) - they're just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That's a joke. Boys in their 20s are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature.

"I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his 30s. I've lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. I'm so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them."
 
whisky said:
Fox Blasts 'Immature' Pattinson And Efron
12 May 2009 6:25 PM, PDT


Transformers actress Megan Fox has slammed "immature" males like Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron, insisting dating young men is "a waste of time".

The sexy star has been dating on/off fiance Brian Austin Green since 2004, when she was 18 and he was 30.

And she insists she has always been more attracted to mature males, because they share the same level of intellect with her.

She tells Elle magazine, "(Robert Pattinson) and Zac (Efron) - they're just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That's a joke. Boys in their 20s are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature.

"I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his 30s. I've lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. I'm so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them."
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WOO-HOO! That means I've got a shot with her. A tiny, miniscule shot, but a shot nonetheless!!!
 
Eh, I thought it was just ok. Piven annoys me when he's not playing Ari Gold.

ZOMG! CASSIE AND LAKER_GIRL DOUBLE-TEAMING ME FTW!!

Dunno where that came from...
 
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