This piece of pita bread has bell pepper hummus on it.

[The Question]

I am at a loss as to what to do now.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Try eating it.

 

[The Question]

How cru-ell!

 

[gturner]

I don't understand the problem.

Are you allergic or averse to pita bread, hummus, or bell peppers?

 

[The Question]

None of the above. It was absurdist humor.

 

[gturner]

Well then you need to ask yourself just one thing.

What would Andy Kaufman do?

 

[The Question]

Probably hop on a subway, do the Milk Challenge, and then projectile vomit at people.

Repeatedly.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was it Sabra hummus? There was a massive recall this past week. Nice knowing you.

 

[The Question]

Was it Sabra hummus? There was a massive recall this past week. Nice knowing you.

Naw, it came from Oliveo Grill, a Greek restaurant that has actual Greeks working in it. I mean, supposedly. I haven't really interrogated them vis a vis their Greekness. But if it's Armenians faking a Greek accent, they're doing a pretty convincing job, so close enough.

 

[The Question]

I slew the pita bread. It was a mercy killing.