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THIS WAR...

eloisel said:
I've already shown you where you challenged me and asked for people to sign up. Just like the fact you are a closet Democrat - deny, deny, deny - but, the truth is out there.

Ha ... wannabe troll. Oh, please. Trolling a board full of trolls is like throwing raw meat in to a pool of sharks - ain't hard to get a bite.
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Better the elderly should DIE than vote Democrat
 
Messenger said:
My statement in regards to your claim that I 'called others out to assist' is entirely true. You state that you have shown me where I have when I never did.

Therefore you are either ignorant of what I posted, or lying, and my statement remains untouched.
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http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=65405
The Axis of the Failures

Assembles against the cute, cuddly Messenger. Queen Noodle, Eloisel, Enkephalen, and Ogami.

I am taken aback by this sudden emergerence of an alliance against my evil ways. Sign up here.
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The subsequent posts clearly indicate I was not the only one who took your meaning as a call to war and for members to join your cause.

I pointed out your call for war to you here:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=65439
When I told you to bring it, your opening assault was "ineffectual twat" and "cunt."

I pointed out your call for war to you here, also:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=930778&postcount=2

So, who is the liar or ignorant of what they posted?
 
Lord Raffles said:
You'd ask to use the batteries from my electronic devices, however, we all know I don't need them?

Pardon? Did you just fart?
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You are pardoned. No, I did not just fart. However, I did just order dinner so I won't show you the video someone sent me of you.
 
eloisel said:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=65405

The subsequent posts clearly indicate I was not the only one who took your meaning as a call to war and for members to join your cause.
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"Sign up here." - I meant to sign up to your silly and ultimately ineffectual axis. The more you build this nonsense up, the more I chuckle. Don't you know that I'm an attention whore?

So, who is the liar or ignorant of what they posted?
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Don't have a heart attack, el.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Better the elderly should DIE than vote Democrat
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We are in agreement.

Considering they are a bunch of baby killers, what is left of them but their aging and elderly?
 
Messenger said:
"Sign up here." - I meant to sign up to your silly and ultimately ineffectual axis.
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Really? Well, if nobody shows up to fight, you want to ally and attack the cowards?

The more you build this nonsense up, the more I chuckle. Don't you know that I'm an attention whore?
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Dear, the whole point is to have a lark. Do you think you are the only attention whore on a board full of attention whores? Really, you should get a cat. You'd learn a lot.

Don't have a heart attack, el.
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Thanks. I won't. You too.
 
eloisel said:
Really? Well, if nobody shows up to fight, you want to ally and attack the cowards?
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I'll attack your entire clubhouse and tear it down without help, tuvm.


Dear, the whole point is to have a lark. Do you think you are the only attention whore on a board full of attention whores?
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Who cares? They pale in comparison to me.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Is Eloisel bitter about something? ;) Must be old age creeping in... ;)
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No, sweetykins. I'm not bitter but a little sad on this day that is going so well. I am fortunate to have old age creeping in. It is my birthday today. A personal milestone for me being from a family of women who did not live long. I am not a victim. I am a victor.
 
eloisel said:
No, sweetykins. I'm not bitter but a little sad on this day that is going so well. I am fortunate to have old age creeping in. It is my birthday today. A personal milestone for me being from a family of women who did not live long. I am not a victim. I am a victor.
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How low do you REALLY want to take this?
 
Lord Raffles said:
Eloisel, you know RWC?
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I remember your friend.

Lord Raffles said:
How low do you REALLY want to take this?
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Hon, if your preference is the sewer, knock yourself out. I'm about to have steak, shrimp, a nice crispy salad, a baked potato, and a nice Parker House roll for dinner so I won't be paying any attention to you. Perhaps you and Messenger should make each other pale - if either of you are capable of it.
 
But ... but... there HAS to be a war. :( I just ordered a nifty spy kit!

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eloisel said:
Indeed the Idols I have loved so long
Have done my Credit in Men's Eye much wrong:
Have drown'd my Honour in a shallow Cup,
And sold my Reputation for a Song.

Indeed, indeed, Repentance oft before
I swore---but was I sober when I swore?
And then and then came Spring, and Rose-in-hand
My thread-bare Penitence apieces tore.
- Omar Khayyam
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I'll see your Khayyam and raise you a Shakespeare.

"Few come within the compass of my curse,
Wherein I did not some notorious ill:
As kill a man, or else devise his death;
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it;
Accuse some innocent, and forswear myself;
Set deadly enmity between two friends;
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' doors,
Even when their sorrows almost were forgot;
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters,
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
Tut! I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly,
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more!"
 
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