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Thoughts thread

Only 12 more years to retirement!

(If I follow a co-worker's advice and retire at age 55)
 
Expect retirement ages to go way up in the next year or so.

Also for Social Security to be privatized and basically turned into a 401k that can lose value.

CHEERS!
 
I hope we don't lose power at my house today.
 
The first Home Alone was actually a very accomplished piece of film making.
 
Expect retirement ages to go way up in the next year or so.

Also for Social Security to be privatized and basically turned into a 401k that can lose value.

CHEERS!

Damn. That sucks. I went down to a lower Tier(from 6-4) so I could make a little less money but get a pension instead of a 401k.
 
People annoy the fuck out of me. I annoy the fuck out of me. I am annoyed. Fuck people. Fuck me. Don't fuck me. Just don't fucking annoy me.
 
You don't annoy me or friendly ducks!
 
What if they did a zombie show where zombies didn't become flasheating monsters, but humans tried to kill them anyway? Or there was just one zombie, and the government tried to find, and dissect them to see how they're still walking around. That chick that stars in izombie is super cute, yet I've never watched it. I wish they would create a new monster. Or, a show about a vampire werewolf lawfirm that defends other monsters accused of crimes. A Frankenstein monster would be the jerk prosecutor always trying to get the monsters convicted.
It could be called, "RAWR and order", or Attorneys of the night.
 
Couch you are my wife you are my life.
 
I wish I had a good and witty thought to post in this thread but after staring at the screen for 2 minutes I'm just leaving this.
 
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS even if you don't have one.
 
I just realized that STAFF MEMBER is a double dick joke. Both words are slang for teh penid.
 
Here's another thought: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE PROOFREADING A FILE RIGHT NOW LOL sigh.
 
I'll be having/ordering dinner in about half an hour. Wonder where I should order from tonight.
 
The word "folk" is plural. So why do Americans say "folks"?
 
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