Thread for BlazerBoy to post when he's not horny

[CaptainWacky]

Is there some "gay sex" metaphor than I'm missing here?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just a couple of active guys, exchanging FLUIDS I mean gifts.

 

[BlazerBoy]

GAY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HERE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS BB a sex robot?

 

[BlazerBoy]

No. I have my limits!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, limits coded into your programming by your creator!

 

[BlazerBoy]

I am my creator, though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I AM WHAT I AM
I AM MY OWN SPECIAL CREATION
(ghey showtune from ghey musical)

 

[BlazerBoy]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT PISSES ME OFF.

Oh wait, wrong thread. God dammit!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Excellent. I can feel your anger surging through the blood vessels in my WHANG.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Careful. When I'm PISSED OFF, I get physical.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bring it, Twinkman! LOKI LUTHOR WANTS TO RHUMBA!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Sorry, I'm an asshole, and right now what I really want is PUSSY! There, I said it. *Insert Frustrated scream here*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well DUH.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I mean, seeing this would scare anyone straight:

ROBERTO! :shock:

 

[BlazerBoy]

DON'T YOU PISS ME OFF TOO. :MAD: ISSED: :SEX:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine a computer so powerful that it could create THE BIG BANG.

 

[BlazerBoy]

ISSED:

WTF is that??? I can't even be PISSED here without it screwing shit up? FUCK THIS. I'M GOING TO MASTURBATE TO A SEXY PICTURE OF A BLANK SHEET OF PAPER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You mean Kate Moss?