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TK Survey

Lilith said:
Best sense of humor?
RommieSG

Best silly troll?
Gagh

Troll who trolls you without you knowing it until afterwards?
Tamar Garish

Biggest bitch/bastard?
Messenger

Sexiest?
Paladin

Makes you all hot and bothered?

Paladin

Most interesting to read?
Paladin

Most intelligent?
Paladin

Kinkiest?
Paladin

Best new addition?

Paladin

Best veteran?
Shatna

TKer you want to cuddle the most?
Paladin

Want to smack the most?

Messenger

TKer you love antagonizing?
Messenger

Best writer?

Paladin

Best comebacks?
Paladin

TKer you wish would fall on a knife?
Messenger

Biggest tease?
Lilith

Biggest flirt?

Lilith

TK male or female "toy" of any kind choice?
Paladin

SO there are my choices ;)

You very kind choose Paladin for all category. Paladin know you love Frenchman. You want fuck Frenchman. Not wrong. All woman want fuck Frenchman. Why you think Paris called city of love? All people of trollkingdom.com want say Paladin is best member of trollkingdom.com. Many mens jealous of Paladin. They want to be French like Paladin. All know Frenchman most popular romantic. Americans too popular beat shit out of woman. Paladin saw words Americans talk about beat up women. Is typical American asshole arrogance. Why America is arrogant? What to have to be arrogant about? French laugh at Americans. Americans angry French tell mighty country to go fuck self when demand use French airspace many time for war. World see France proud tell America fuck off and eat shit to die.
 
RommieSG said:
Stupid fucking Frog!!

Vous etes une pomme de terre avec le visage d'un cochon d'inde!!

Vive le Quebec libre!
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Paladin said:
Vous etes une pomme de terre avec le visage d'un cochon d'inde!!

Vive le Quebec libre!
All I keep hearing is 'Ribbit, Ribbit'. How bout some English?
 
Oh fuck it I'll join in too, but you all still make me sick.

Best personality? BUZZ_BUNNY

Best sense of humor? Shatna

Best silly troll? DarthSickle

Troll who trolls you without you knowing it until afterwards? I've got nothing.

Biggest bitch/bastard? Laker_Girl/Coyote_Ugly

Sexiest? I fail to see how that matters on a message board. I'll just claim you're all ugly and leave it at that.

Makes you all hot and bothered? Fantasizing about online relationships are for losers and Rommie.

Most interesting to read? Captian Wacky

Most intelligent? Number_6 (Blondie gets a mention too for her scheming)

Kinkiest? Saint Lucifer (all those sexual insults)

Best new addition? Messenger

Best veteran? RobL

TKer you want to cuddle the most? S.SaDiablo (it would be hilariously uncomfortable)

Want to smack the most? RommieSG (Go out and get a date you god damn loser)

TKer you love antagonizing? All noobs

Best writer? Gasbot

Best comebacks? Sardy (LOL)

TKer you wish would fall on a knife? Grammour Boy (At least throw yourself in front of the short bus retard)

Biggest tease? Missmanners (You should see our TK policy discussions)

Biggest flirt? Jillian (She'd cyber anyone)

TK male or female "toy" of any kind choice? Cait (How could it not be fun with Cait?)
 
Best personality? Menty, Mentalist, Or just plain Dev.

Best sense of humor? Batboy

Best silly troll? GaSbOt

Troll who trolls you without you knowing it until afterwards? Coyote Ugly

Biggest bitch/bastard? It's a tie between BDM and LG

Sexiest? Cait

Makes you all hot and bothered? Tisiphone

Most interesting to read? Number_6

Most intelligent? Gagh

Kinkiest? Missmanners (I know she's got a closet full of whips, chains, and black patent leather outfits)

Best new addition? Messenger

Best veteran? Myself.

TKer you want to cuddle the most? Tamar Garish (why, I don't know)

Want to smack the most? Sarek

TKer you love antagonizing? Any dual that comes through here.

Best writer? Gagh (sorry, had to break the rule)

Best comebacks? Eggs

TKer you wish would fall on a knife? Pick a Skan

Biggest tease? Morrhigan

Biggest flirt? Lil

TK male or female "toy" of any kind choice? Repeat, Tisiphone
 
*Sigh. I too do not like doing these-but am doing it anyway.*

Best personality? Gagh

Best sense of humor? Captain Wacky and Ishcabittle! :D

Best silly troll? Mandi

Troll who trolls you without you knowing it until afterwards? Silentbtviolent-but how would I know! ;)

Biggest bitch/bastard? Cloudscum-memories of first neg on TK

Sexiest? Cait

Makes you all hot and bothered? Friday!

Most interesting to read? TQ and Sardy

Most intelligent? How would I know this?

Kinkiest? Lilith

Best new addition? Diablo, Lilith, Blade, Word Smith! (j/k about ws!) :D

Best veteran? Miss Manners ;)

TKer you want to cuddle the most? All of the ladies and most of the guys!

Want to smack the most? Henoch-right on his ass!

TKer you love antagonizing? Its a secret!

Best writer? Too many! But I enjoy Sadistic Bastard-and my new fave-Aurian!

Best comebacks? Messenger

TKer you wish would fall on a knife? But I am teh Love Child-I wish no one to fall on a knife! ;)

Biggest tease? Diablo!

Biggest flirt? Shatna!

TK male or female "toy" of any kind choice? Hmmm I like toys! Don't forget Blazer Boy!

*I hope I didn't leave anyone out*
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Love Childs addition to the Poll: TK'er you miss the most that isn't around anymore: Loktar! Preat, eloisel, Lady Elana
 
One goddamned cuddle mention? That's it, everybody's off my buddy list!!!!!1111

Except me, I rock.
 
And I'm gonna drown you fuckers in longwinded, gigantopithecus-laden posts until you recognize my intellect. Wonder Twit Powers, Activate!
 
All the females in this thread should try sitting on polls occasionally, as opposed to "participating" in them :)
 
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