TKER you'd most like to have sex with.

[jack]

Eloisel.

 

[EnglishRose]

let's just have an orgy

 

[Shatna]

That never works around here.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'm horny and in need of a cuddle with benefits.

That's pretty much the story of my life, 24/7/365/12,684.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I want Cait to have my babies.

 

[Caitriona]

I want Cait to have my babies.

:bigass: Promises, promises....

OK the truth is, my list is long and varied, and I'd inevitably leave someone out, and then there would be hurt feelings, crying, etc.. So, I'll just say, if I ever wanted to have sex with you I probably already told you or stalked you or something...

 

[SaintLucifer]

the person i'd most love to have sex with on this board........LC of course.....and myself...but I do that all the time anyways.

*waves shyly in MANDI's direction*

 

[BlazerBoy]

:bigass: Promises, promises....

OK the truth is, my list is long and varied, and I'd inevitably leave someone out, and then there would be hurt feelings, crying, etc.. So, I'll just say, if I ever wanted to have sex with you I probably already told you or stalked you or something...

If I'm reading your subliminal message right, you just said next tuesday night, at 9PM, right after we watch American Idol at your place, right?

 

[SaintLucifer]

That's pretty much the story of my life, 24/7/365/12,684.

I already knew you were always horny 24/7/365/12,684 but a shame you have never been able to do anything about it 24/7/365/12,684 other than become very familiar with your hand.

 

[BlazerBoy]

^^ I'm a nice christian boy, SL. Because of this, or maybe perhaps in SPITE of that, I just asked god why you exist. His answer was the same one I always get from him: Nothing.

 

[Caitriona]

If I'm reading your subliminal message right, you just said next tuesday night, at 9PM, right after we watch American Idol at your place, right?

Yep!!! That's exactly what I said.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Damn, I'm good.

 

[Caitriona]

I'm counting on it!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Trust me, you'll lose count after about the 4th or fifth finger I get in there.

 

[SaintLucifer]

^^ I'm a nice christian boy, SL. Because of this, or maybe perhaps in SPITE of that, I just asked god why you exist. His answer was the same one I always get from him: Nothing.

Uh, momma wants you out of that sandbox pronto.

 

[Caitriona]

Trust me, you'll lose count after about the 4th or fifth finger I get in there.

 

[Sarek]

Uh, momma wants you out of that sandbox pronto.

To make room for your rather large and flabby ass I take it.

 

[Henoch]

When Hugh Jackman registers here i'll cum back & say.

 

[SaintLucifer]

When Hugh Jackman registers here i'll cum back & say.

What was that? You are rather partial to HUGE JACKOFF??

 

[Hugh G Rexion]

Wow, that was a good play on words there Lucy.