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TK's new budding romance!

Imperium

Imperium

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Since TK has always had its share of relationships:

Cali and Bloodrayne

Laker_Girl and BDM (in truth it is all lies)

Henoch and Sarek

Tisiphone and the entire male entourage of TK

I now bring you Imperium and Eloisel!

What do you say Eloisel? We should run off to Vegas, get married in a drunken stupor, have hot sex, then have the marriage annulled the next day, and pretend it never happened.*


*But not before we take all sorts of pictures of our misadventures, post them on TK and then claim they are all photoshops.
 
Imperium said:
Since TK has always had its share of relationships:

Cali and Bloodrayne

Laker_Girl and BDM (in truth it is all lies)

Henoch and Sarek

Tisiphone and the entire male entourage of TK

I now bring you Imperium and Eloisel!

What do you say Eloisel? We should run off to Vegas, get married in a drunken stupor, have hot sex, then have the marriage annulled the next day, and pretend it never happened.*


*But not before we take all sorts of pictures of our misadventures, post them on TK and then claim they are all photoshops.
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You mean you're going to cheat on Retrotrek after all these years?
 
Interesting, interesting.
You propose a drunken sexcapade sandwiched in between the beginning and the ending of a quickie, sham marriage, complete with postcards for the kiddies.

You can file that offer with the one where I'll never have to work again as long as I clean your house in the nude.

Thanks anyway.
 
eloisel said:
Interesting, interesting.
You propose a drunken sexcapade sandwiched in between the beginning and the ending of a quickie, sham marriage, complete with postcards for the kiddies.

You can file that offer with the one where I'll never have to work again as long as I clean your house in the nude.

Thanks anyway.
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It's not like an old, diabetic woman who probably has weight problems has a lot of choices here. Get with the program sister.


EXCUSE ME AS I GO TO HELL.
 
Imperium said:
It's not like an old, diabetic woman who probably has weight problems has a lot of choices here. Get with the program sister.


EXCUSE ME AS I GO TO HELL.
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LOL - now you sound like you must be desperate to get laid. However, dear, I am not. The thing is, I have a very nice life for the most part. A romance consisting of drunken debauchery and excuses just doesn't have much appeal.
 
Hmmm... I'm thinking about all we can be are ships that passed in the night, hundreds of miles apart, in different oceans, with a continent in between.
 
Imperium said:
Since TK has always had its share of relationships:

Cali and Bloodrayne

Laker_Girl and BDM (in truth it is all lies)

Henoch and Sarek

Tisiphone and the entire male entourage of TK

I now bring you Imperium and Eloisel!

What do you say Eloisel? We should run off to Vegas, get married in a drunken stupor, have hot sex, then have the marriage annulled the next day, and pretend it never happened.*


*But not before we take all sorts of pictures of our misadventures, post them on TK and then claim they are all photoshops.
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Fuck you.
 
eloisel said:
Hmmm... I'm thinking about all we can be are ships that passed in the night, hundreds of miles apart, in different oceans, with a continent in between.
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I should apologize. It was the diabetic comment wasn't it? It's ok, we can still make sexy time.

I ejaculate insulin.
 
Imperium said:
I should apologize. It was the diabetic comment wasn't it? It's ok, we can still make sexy time.

I ejaculate insulin.
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Ha, ha, ha ... well, actually, I don't want to be one of those people others ask you about in six years or so and you say, "Oh, Eloisel is imitating pressed duck and keeping Retrotek company in cooler climes."
 
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