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TK's new budding romance!

This thread is starting to remind me of a story.

The Fox and the Grapes said:
One hot summer's day a Fox was strolling through an orchard till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch. "Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he. Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump, and just missed the bunch. Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up, but with no greater success. Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel, but at last had to give it up, and walked away with his nose in the air, saying: "I am sure they are sour."
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A fox looked at his shadow at sunrise and said, “I will have a camel for lunch today.”
And all morning he went about looking for camels.
But at noon he saw his shadow again—and he said, “A mouse will do.”
 
Cock said:
I thought you were ALL jack?
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No, they are all Gagh.

There are only three real persons, maybe four, that are members of this board.
One of them doesn't post here anymore (Skinofevil).
Riotgear and his posse do not count because they are severe pussies.
Then there's me.
I'm not sure about you - you might be the fourth real person member.
All the rest are Gagh and facets of Gagh.
 
Okay - now, don't get jealous or anything but I often have a date on Friday and it is Friday night. Going out now to watch movies in the park. Tonight's showing is "Inkheart."

See you later.

e
 
Imperium said:
Since TK has always had its share of relationships:

Cali and Bloodrayne

Laker_Girl and BDM (in truth it is all lies)

Henoch and Sarek

Tisiphone and the entire male entourage of TK

I now bring you Imperium and Eloisel!

What do you say Eloisel? We should run off to Vegas, get married in a drunken stupor, have hot sex, then have the marriage annulled the next day, and pretend it never happened.*


*But not before we take all sorts of pictures of our misadventures, post them on TK and then claim they are all photoshops.
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And whose nigger cock are you salivating for?
 
eloisel said:
Okay - now, don't get jealous or anything but I often have a date on Friday and it is Friday night. Going out now to watch movies in the park. Tonight's showing is "Inkheart."

See you later.

e
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So, which street corner do you work? Yonge and Isabella?
 
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