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Today's goal: Avoid work long enough to hit 19,000
- Thread starter Big Dick McGee
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Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
No, we're married, we don't have sex anymore! DUH!!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Silly gay me...
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Ok we do, but like good (lapsed) Catholics, we only do it when we're ready to procreate.
She's pregnant with our 4,657th.
She's pregnant with our 4,657th.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Yikes! Congratulations! ALthough you might as well go Mormon, you may be the last 2 Catholics on earth to be good in that sense... 
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Nope. Mel Gibson's got us beat by a WIDE MARGIN.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She's up the DUFF again eh, CONGRATS YOU FERTILE ANDROID.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
No I was just making Catholic jokes. She won't be "in the family way" until after our Japan trip, in mid-may.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
If the child is conceived in Japan, DOES THAT MAKE IT GOOD AT NINTENDO?
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
No, but if it's a girl it WILL LOVE YOU LONG TIME.
Man, that's foul, i just made a sex joke about my unborn daughter...and I don't even have an unborn daughter!
Man, that's foul, i just made a sex joke about my unborn daughter...and I don't even have an unborn daughter!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'd hit it.