TOMTREK "THE TOMTREK" IS A DICKLESS ASS-MUNCHER

[FBI parte due]

AND HE SMELLS LIKE POO-POO TOO OMG

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE TOLD ME HE LIKES EATING PUSSY BUT I GAVE HIM SOME PUSSY AND HE WOULD ONLY EAT IT WITH TOMATO KETCHUP

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND A SESAME-SEED BUN DIPPED IN THE FRY DADDY

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH TOTALLY HE PREFERS EATING DOGS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IF IT WAGS I CALL TED NUGENT AND WE HAVE A OMGBBQ

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE EATS DOGS BECAUSE HE'LL NEVER BE A DOG HIMSELF

 

[FBI parte due]

IT'S A HITLER

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TOMTREK COULDNT FULFILL ME SEXUALLY BECAUSE I GAVE HIM DIRECTIONS TO THE WRONG HOUSE

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE CAN'T BRING HOME THE BACON BECAUSE I'M AN ORTHODOX JEW

 

[Dr Dave]

I HEARD TOMTREK HATES WACKYS HAT!

 

[FBI parte due]

I HEARD HE AM A NIGGER

 

[headvoid]

WHEN TOMTREK MADE LOVE TO HIS GIRLFRIEND HE ASKED HER TO WEAR A HAIRY CHEST WIG AND GO ROOOOWWWWWRRRR A LOT.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I deny nothing.

 

[FBI parte due]

When asked, he said "I am not attracted to Michelle Trachtenberg." :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE ASKED TRACHTENBERG TO WEAR A XANDER MASK AND CARVE OUT HER RIGHT EYE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So much hate.

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG TOMTHREK IS SO ONWED IN THIS THREAD.

 

[Tisiphone]

A spin-off from my original thread? OR DID I STEAL THE THREAD TITLE OMG THIEF

 

[CaptainWacky]

This was probably parodying your VERY REAL original thread with Greg.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But seriously...Greg has a dick...right?