TOMTREK "THE TOMTREK" IS A DICKLESS ASS-MUNCHER

[The Tomtrek]

Michelle Trachtenberg gets more attractive literally every second of the day.

There will come a point in time where she is so attractive that it will warp space/time and destroy reality.

This is the Trachtenberg Singularity. It's the day I'm waiting for.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just hope we all die some way, I don't care how.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Everyone dies in the Trachtenberg Singularity (apart from Michelle herself, of course, and people who literally can't die like Natalie Portman).

That's the best part!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does Facebook die?

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's already dead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What the fuck is "9gag".

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's like 4chan but somehow even shittier.

In other words, it's a like Reddit but slightly better.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I definitely won't be "liking" that!

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Yeah fuck that for a game of soldiers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked the internet better when the only website was Snopes.

 

[Cody]

It's like 4chan but somehow even shittier.

In other words, it's a like Reddit but slightly better.

its not shittier than 4chan because every post is a pic post. newfags at /b/ don't post OC at all anymore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What happened to the legendary Old cabbage?

 

[Love Child]

I LIKE HOW IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS THREAD EVERYONE PISTS IN ALL CAPS.



I ATE THE CABBAGE.

 

[Dr Dave]

PISTS?

 

[FBI parte due]

If I had meant "someone who munches dickless asses," I would have hyphenated it "dickless-ass-muncher!"

 

[Dr Dave]

SURE...

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

This thread was a pretty great use of the you tag.

 

[Dr Dave]

But not the Sausageman tag (which just shows pictures of sausages)!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nothing like a good sausagefest, I always say.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You've never said that before.