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Top Tens for 2014

#11

1) Ellen Page - New New New Permanent Number One!
2) Gillian Jacobs - Oh, Britta's rightly ranked highly on this because she's one of the best people ever?
3) Eva Green - Turns out she still has her French breasts...
4) Emily Browning - Turns out Emily Browning in a bikini is a very good thing.
5) Imogen Poots - No one Poots quite like Imogen.
6) Kat Dennings - I like Kat Dennings for many reasons.
7) Emma Roberts - I like her face.
8) Magda Apanowicz - I am looking forward to Continuum season 3.
9) Hannah New - I find her more attractive every week.
10) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's cuter than penguin death.
11) Emily Kinney - Damn right it's time she debuted.
12) Aimee-Ffion Edwards - Yeah I'm just going to keep debuting new girls until there's like a thousand on the list.
13) Emmy Rossum - She's on the rise.
14) Tamla Kari - She's quite pale.
15) Charlize Theron - She is beautiful.
16) Taylor Momsen - She is great.
17) Jennifer Lawrence - She is Jennifer Lawrence.
18) Evan Rachel Wood - More like Evan Rachel Great!
19) Kate Mara - Kate Mara.
20) Jessica Parker Kennedy - I like her too.
21) Kristen Bell - She is nice.
22) Hayley Atwell - She acts well.
23) Elisabeth Moss - She's not covered in moss. That would be weird.
24) Willa Holland - Cute.
25) Michelle Trachtenberg - Quite the Trachtendrought going on.
 
I think I slightly let myself down on the Eva Green comment because any time I used a word like "breasts" I feel disappointed in myself.
 
Funbags would be much, much, much worse. I just feel like when I mention specific bodyparts I'm one step away from devolving into the "phwoar look at her tits!" type posting I probably did in the old days and I can never go back to that. Never.
 
#12

Because I had an overflow on the shortlist this is one time only TOP THIRTY SPECIAL. Just kill me.

1) Gillian Jacobs - She might actually be the best person.
2) Hayley Atwell - Hayley Atwell is really really good in every way.
3) Scarlett Johansson - I find her sexually attractive.
4) Amanda Seyfried - A welcome return!
5) Magda Apanowicz - The new Continuum was a good episode but also Magda's bum?
6) Ellen Page - She's cuter than the moon.
7) Emilia Clarke - I think I've decided she's the best GOT girl.
8) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's so pretty that I want to cry (but I'm already crying because of something else.)
9) Emily Kinney - Is it legal to be that cute?
10) Jenna Coleman - To say that I like what she's wearing the Doctor Who set pics would be understating it quite a bit.
11) Hanah New - I'll be watching her career with great interest.
12) Kat Dennings - She loves her cat, I love her cat's Kat.
13) Kate Winslet - Yep, she's back after a long absence!
14) Imogen Poots - I like how she Poots.
15) Emma Roberts - She's the best Emma AND the best Roberts.
16) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is pretty and English.
17) Laura Vandervoort - She's what you call a hot lady.
18) Sophie Turner - Tall.
19) Rose Leslie - Her hair is good hair.
20) Eva Green - She's fucking French.
21) Maisie Williams - Yeah it's time.
22) Brie Larson - I wish she was in Community more.
23) Chloe Bennet - I like Chloe Bennet.
24) Michelle Trachtenberg - I've been having Trachtencravings.
25) Emily Bett Rickards - She is nice.
26) Emmy Rossum - She is on the rise
27) Alison Brie - She sometimes gets forgotten because of Gillian Jacobs and it's wrong.
28) Kate Mara - I gave up on House Of Cards but not on Kate Mara.
29) Avril Lavigne - Oh Avril.
30) Jessica Parker Kennedy - She is pretty and naked.

Female Celebrity Of The Day is a thing if a top 30 special isn't big enough for you (lol.)
 
#13

1) Gillian Jacobs - Yes, she's the best girl.
2) Hayley Atwell - I also like Hayley Atwell.
3) Amanda Seyfried - I've been having Amanda Seyfried feelings lately.
4) Ellen Page - Someone will eventually come up with a good "turn the Page" joke. But not me!
5) Anne Hathaway - She goes to the beach a lot.
6) Emily Kinney - Why is she suddenly so adorable.
7) Emma Roberts - Pale for life.
8) Magda Apanowicz - I like how her red hair looks against her pale skin.
9) Emilia Clarke - Her smile.
10) Scarlett Johansson - My attraction to her varies but when it's high it's pretty high.
11) Chloe Grace Moretz - I like her.
12) Elizabeth Olsen - She has arrived (again?)
13) Jenna Coleman - Summon Bolt!
14) Sophie Turner - Game Of Thrones season has begun.
15) Rose Leslie - See?
16) Elizabeth Henstridge - Remember when we thought SHIELD was going to be good?
17) Maisie Williams - Cuteness.
18) Catrin Stewart - Underrated?
19) Lauren Cohan - Good face.
20) Natalie Dormer - She's still got it!
21) Emily Bett Rickards - She's Canadian.
22) Michelle Trachtenberg - WHERE IS SHE.
23) Caity Lotz - Oh, why not another debut...
24) Abigail Breslin - Underrated?
25) Kristen Stewart - Glasses.
26) Olivia Wilde - Still pregnant.
27) Kat Dennings - Yes apparently Kat Dennings is dropping down this list?
28) Kelly Hu - She's still got it!
29) Eliza Taylor - She's back but I don't think I'll stick with The 100 for long...
30) Chloe Bennet - It's a shame Skye is a terribly written character.
 
#14

1) Scarlett Johansson - You know when you suddenly think "wait, why isn't Scarlett Johansson number one on my creepy list basically every week?" That happened!
2) Natalie Dormer - I've also had a "Natalie Dormer is one of my absolute top level favourites and I can't even deny it" type epiphany too.
3) Gillian Jacobs - And then there's Gillian Jacobs!
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - More like Cutie Grace Moretz?
5) Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts is now really well established as one of the best girls.
6) Amanda Seyfried - Also Amanda Seyfried feelings continue.
7) Jessica Pare - Latebreaking entry!
8) Emily Vancamp - I liked her in Captain America: The Winter Soldier!
9) Holly Earl - I hope we see more of this young actress soon!
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Could the Trachtendrought be ending...
11) Emily Kinney - Cuter than Cute Hitler.
12) Hayley Atwell - I like Hayley Atwell she's English.
13) Magda Apanowicz - Continuum Spoilers: Magda as a violent prisoner was pretty funny.
14) Elizabeth Henstridge - Nice mouth!
15) Ming-Na Wen - She is hot.
16) Sophie Turner - She's really tall.
17) Rose Leslie - Touched by fire.
18) Rebecca Hall - Lips.
19) Avril Lavigne - Sometimes I forget about Avril and it's wrong.
20) Tamla Kari - She is nice.
21) Elizabeth Olsen - I'd "mid credits" her "scene".
22) Anne Hathaway - She "hathaway" (has a way) of I've done this line before.
23) Maisie Williams - Eyebrows.
24) Kat Dennings - Hmm?
25) Chloe Bennet - KILL WARD.
26) Elisabeth Moss - She is mossy.
27) Cobie Smulders - Cheekbones.
28) Taylor Swift - I like her.
29) Caity Lotz - Her breasts keep getting bigger...
30) Rachel Nichols - Deserves to make the list more often, really.
 
#15

1) Scarlett Johansson - This is the new order of things. Get used to it.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - The sky is literally the limit.
3) Magda Apanowicz - I like this person.
4) Emma Roberts - She is one of the best girls.
5) Natalie Dormer - Yeah I'm not changing my mind on this, sorry.
6) Rose Leslie - She is on the rise.
7) Gillian Jacobs - She is a perfect person.
8) Yvonne Strahovski - I have been watching the final season of Chuck (at last!?) and remembered that she's really attractive.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still exists!
10) Anna Kendrick - More like Anna Paledrick.
11) Rebecca Hall - Her face is a beautiful face.
12) Amanda Seyfried - Has anyone noticed her hair?
13) Tatiana Maslany - More like Orphan Hot!?
14) Kate Mara - She is certainly in the top two Maras.
15) Elizabeth Olsen - Her face...
16) Jessica Pare - She's a Mad Woman (she probably isn't mad)!
17) Kat Dennings - I like Kat Dennings.
18) Sophie Turner - It shows the quality of GOT girls when Sophie Turner is only like the third hottest.
19) Ellen Page - SHE'S A PAGE TURNER.
20) Emily Bett Rickards - I like her.
21) Maisie Williams - Cute.
22) Anna Chlumsky - She is good.
23) Elisabeth Moss - It's a shame she's a crazy scientologist?
24) Elizabeth Henstridge - Cute mouth.
25) Mekenna Melvin - Remember her maybe.
 
#16

1) Scarlett Johansson - Remember when I used to rank other people at number one lol.
2) Ellen Page - I like how she's better than just about everyone else!
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's going all the way to the top.
4) Natalie Dormer - Look, the pie!
5) Gillian Jacobs - She is a person who is perfect.
6) Magda Apanowicz - Or Magdwicz as no one calls her.
7) Amanda Seyfried - I'm rabidly pro Seyfried.
8) Jessica Pare - Her teeth still looked the same in her most recent pics so I'm fairly confident they won't "fix" Megan's teeth.
9) Caitlin Stasey - She's still got it.
10) Anna Chlumsky - Her breasts are really big.
11) Kat Dennings - Making a comeKat (comeback.)
12) Emma Roberts - Her teeth are good.
13) Laura Vandervoort - Underrated?
14) Charlotte Hope - A strong debut.
15) Hayley Atwell - She's where it's At(well).
16) Elena Satine - Another strong debut.
17) Liv Tyler - She has also still got it.
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - We don't see her very often.
19) Rebecca Hall - Her face is nice.
20) Anna Kendrick - More like a name similar to hers indicating that she's hot!
21) Imogen Poots - She's the reason why "Pootsiest" is a word.
22) Sophie Turner - Lemoncakes.
23) Laci J. Mailey - I really need to stop debuting so many girls...
24) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's sweet.
25) Kate Mara - Arguably the best Mara.
26) Elizabeth Olsen - Definitely the best Olsen.
27) Yvonne Strahovski - She's nice.
28) Emily Kinney - Cute.
29) Carice Van Houten - Dutch.
30) Amber Benson - Got it, still, she has.
 
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