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Top Tens for 2015

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The road goes ever on...

These lists are just my opinion. They are not meant to be objective "hotness" rankings I'm not judging these girls or saying anyone who doesn't make the list is unattractive. The lists are just a reflection of my brain patterns each week. I don't even know why they exist, really.

#1

1) Taylor Swift - A new year, a New Permanent Number One!
2) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - And the first new entry of the year almost makes it to the top.
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - She is cuter than a can of kittens.
4) Kat Dennings - She enters 2015 with a really great face.
5) Karen Gillan - Maybe Selfie will be saved by Netflix or Hulu or something (it won't be)!
6) Michelle Trachtenberg - Michelle Trachtenberg in a corset is a thing that is happening in 2015.
7) Olivia Wilde - She wore a lot of bikinis at the end of 2014.
8) Magda Apanowicz - The most Canadian person alive.
9) Emily Blunt - She was really hot in Edge Of Tomorrow.
10) Abigail Breslin - Her face is good in 2015.
11) Valentina Novakovic - Maybe she'll have her big break in 2105!
12) Paige - She is the most attractive wrestler lady.
13) Kate Upton - I grew to like her in 2014!
14) Kirsten Dunst - I rediscovered her in 2014!
15) Gillian Jacobs - She was Gillian Jacobs in 2014!
16) Emily Kinney - More like Emily Cutey!?
17) Lindy Booth - Good stomach.
18) Scarlett Johansson - I like her.
19) Emma Roberts - She has pale skin.
20) Ellen Page - She is small!

Female Celebrity Of The Day is also somehow still a thing.
 
#2

1) Hayley Atwell - 2015 is the Year Of Atwell and you can't even deny it.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - Her face. Her face. HER FACE.
3) Kat Dennings - Turns out she has really big breasts.
4) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - It's good that I started liking her.
5) Anne Hathaway - "Anne Hathaway is still one of the best looking girls," said a scientist this week.
6) Abigail Breslin - She cute.
7) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still has the face of Michelle Trachtenberg.
8) Taylor Swift - I love Taylor Swift.
9) Gillian Jacobs - But also Gillian Jacobs!
10) Karen Gillan - SAVE SELFIE.
11) Magda Apanowicz - Magda Apanowicz.
12) Kristen Stewart - Her lifestyle seems to make her happy!
13) Olivia Thirlby - Remember her!?
14) Alexandra Dowling - I don't know why I didn't debut her before.
15) Evangeline Lilly - She is hot.
16) Hannah New - She's Newtiful.
17) Emma Stone - Her face is great.
18) Sophie Turner - She's tall!
19) Rosamund Pike - I would have debuted her before if I'd ever seen her in anything!
20) Valentina Novakovic - We need to see more of her.
21) Kate Upton - I like her.
22) Emily Blunt - She is nice and English.
23) Olivia Munn - She is sexy.
24) Paige - Good wrestler lady!
25) Felicia Day - She is pretty!
 
#3

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is the best girl by far. She is literally perfect. She is Michelle Trachtenberg.
2) Emma Stone - The runaway number two of the week. One of the best girls.
3) Hayley Atwell - She is great.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - Cutey Great Moretz more like!
5) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - The fastest rising female celebrity of 2015.
6) Taylor Swift - She's ridiculously beautiful.
7) Caitlin Stasey - Hey she isn't wearing clothes!
8) Anne Hathaway - I like her teeth a lot.
9) Kat Dennings - She is great in similar ways to Hayley Atwell but in other ways as well.
10) Anna Popplewell - It's good that she's seen Caitlin Stasey naked and also has that face.
11) Laura Prepon - Amazingly not the curviest, palest person on the list but still pretty great!
12) Gillian Jacobs - I think she's looked slightly "off" lately but still great?
13) Lindy Booth - Cute as cute.
14) Kristen Stewart - I like her!
15) Rosamund Pike - Maybe her Golden Globes dress wasn't the best but she look good in it!
16) Katie Cassidy - She's much hotter in real life than in Arrow.
17) Hailee Steinfeld - She's really pretty with eyebrows.
18) Alicia Witt - Surprising debut.
19) Olivia Thirbly - I hope she doesn't disappear again (she will.)
20) Laci Green - She's a great person.
21) Kate Mara - The best Mara.
22) Charisma Carpenter - Yeah that's right after MANY years of not thinking about her I'm finally debuting her (she's still hot.)
23) Jessica Chastain - Debuting another person near the bottom of this week's list I guess!
24) Lyndsy Fonseca - And another!
25) Emma Willis - Good face.
26) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it.
27) Paige - She is nice.
28) Emmy Rossum - I like her.
29) Anna Kendrick - She is cute.
30) Alexandra Dowling - One to watch, maybe!
 
#4

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is female perfection.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - I find her incredibly nice.
3) Gillian Jacobs - Or "GillJac" as she likes to be known.
4) Gemma Arterton - Does she eat Gummy Bears? It's a pressing question.
5) Emma Stone - Emma Stone at "one of the best girls" level just feels right to me.
6) Abigail Breslin - I like the things about her.
7) Kristen Bell - I don't see her often but when I do I like her.
8) Hayley Atwell - She doesn't need new episodes to make the list!
9) Anne Hathaway - Very good face!
10) Laci Green - She is great in many ways.
11) Kat Dennings - I want to live in her Animal Crossing town.
12) Kristen Stewart - Her face is good!
13) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Instagram celebrity.
14) Hailee Steinfeld - Continues to rise.
15) Emmy Rossum - She is very pale.
16) Taylor Swift - I don't think she's going away!
17) Maisie Williams - Strong eyebrows.
18) Sophie Turner - Strong Sansa.
19) Caitlin Stasey - Sometimes she's naked.
20) Jessica Chastain - I like her now!
21) Lindy Booth - She's a good librarian.
22) Emily Kinney - Cute.
23) Dakota Fanning - ALSO CUTE.
24) Rosamund Pike - I like her.
25) Evangeline Lilly - She is physically attractive.
 
My new hobby is looking for Emily Blunt on the list and letting out a small, breathy YAY! or a world weary oorrhh... depending on what I find.
 
She's someone who'll make the list after I watch a movie with her in it, or if there's pics of her in a really nice dress, but who probably won't stick in my head for long without continued exposure.
 
#5

1) Sophie Turner - I fucking love Sophie Turner.
2) Maisie Williams - But also Maisie Williams just as much!
3) Deborah Ann Woll - This is a pale lady right here.
4) Jennifer Lawrence - I love her moles.
5) Emma Stone - She has one of the best smiles.
6) Gillian Jacobs - She has one of the best everything.
7) Chloe Grace Moretz - A disappointing lack of new CGM material this week.
8) Katie Cassidy - She's much better in real life than in Arrow.
9) Abigail Breslin - Cuter than Cutesticks.
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - Still waiting to hear more about that "animated" project...
11) Hayley Atwell - Curvy.
12) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Continues to be great.
13) Emily Kinney - She is lovely.
14) Laura Prepon - She is great.
15) Imogen Poots - Great eyes!
16) Hailee Steinfeld - Great face.
17) Kristen Stewart - I find her hot.
18) Hannah New - She is purdy (pretty.)
19) Taylor Swift - She is Paddington.
20) Laci Green - I like her.
21) Olivia Thirlby - I like her too!
22) Cobie Smulders - She is the Cobiest.
23) Alison Brie - She is nice.
24) Elle Fanning - Cutetastic.
25) Natalie Dormer - She is sexy.
 
Hi this is good:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/danielkibblesmith/emma-watson-is-a-ghost

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#6

1) Gillian Jacobs - Maybe it's just because I've been watching Community lately but she's one of the greatest human beings to ever live and who ever will live.
2) Abigail Breslin - Her paleness level is absolutely insane and I love it.
3) Hayley Atwell - She is fucking great in every way.
4) Amber Benson - Yep I'm back to being obsessed with Amber Besnon who is awesome deal with it.
5) Magda Apanowicz - She is Canada in human form.
6) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - One of the best girls.
7) Kristen Stewart - I love her.
8) Kirsten Dunst - She's good on a bike!
9) Kat Dennings - Why are there so many great girls whose name starts with K?
10) Michelle Trachtenberg - I like her face.
11) Sienna Guillory - A welcome return!
12) Maisie Williams - Her face is so good. So good.
13) Chloe Grace Moretz - So is hers!
14) Sophie Turner - Sansa for Iron Throne.
15) Alexandra Moen - Another welcome and obscure return!
16) Rosamund Pike - She is beautiful.
17) Kristen Bell - So short and yet breasts!
18) Ellen Page - So short!
19) Hannah New - Great face.
20) Katherine Ryan - Also great face.
21) Scarlett Johansson - She's still got it.
22) Emily Kinney - Cutetastic.
23) Taylor Swift - She's great.
24) Jacqueline Toboni - I knew she was Trubel when she walked in.
25) Bridget Regan - I think she's good in Agent Carter.
26) Lily Collins - She is lovely.
27) Emma Stone - Great smile.
28) Keira Knightley - I like Keira Knightley.
29) Natalie Portman - I don't feel it like I once did but it's good to see her smile.
30) Alexandra Dowling - Cute.
 
Lovely return for Knightley.

I was reading about (WATCH AN EMILY BLUNT MOVIE) about subversive, hidden (GO ON EMILY BLUNT!) messages submerged deep within (EMILY BLUNT seen EDGE OF TOMORROW?) text and images. I don't really (EMILY BLUNT) believe it works.
 
Hey at least you only have to put up with him in movies and plays now. We have to watch him every night as a late night talk show host soon.

And he's replacing Craig Ferguson WHO I LOVED WHY OH WHY DID YOU STEP DOWN YOU SCOTTISH MOOKMOOK
 
Emily's okay in Into The Woods -- I'm a snobby theater fag and it's one of my Top Ten all-time fave musicals, so I'm extra picky about the movie and would call it good but not great.
 
#7

1) Anna Kendrick - She has never risen higher. Has hit her all time most attractive level and I have taken notice!
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Has the best face.
3) Sophie Turner- More like Sophie Stunner!
4) Kat Dennings - She is pale as fuck.
5) Hayley Atwell - One of the Ultimate Women!
6) Abigail Breslin - She is super.
7) Gillian Jacobs - I love Gillian Jacobs.
8) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like the body image she promotes.
9) Kelly Brook - You know why Kelly Brook has a reputation for being really fucking hot? It's because she is.
10) Amy Adams - She's still got it (this wasn't actually in doubt)!
11) Maisie Williams - She rocks.
12) Genevieve Buechner - It's good that she has Instagram.
13) Charli XCX - A strong debut ranking!
14) Amber Benson - She is great.
15) Bridget Regan - She is one to watch!
16) Sienna Guillory - It's good that she's made a comeback.
17) Natalie Dormer - I like this person who had a birthday this week.
18) Karen Gillan - I miss Karen Gillan putting on an acting masterclass every week.
19) Krysten Ritter- She's going to be good as Jessica Jones.
20) Emily Kinney - Cutetastic.
21) Keira Knightley - Her smile is beautiful.
22) Candice Patton - She is very pretty.
23) Taylor Swift - She's leggy.
24) Hannah New - Good face.
25) Brie Larson - I like her!
26) Rebecca Hall - Good lips.
27) Kate Mara - Good stomach.
28) Alexandra Moen - She is well cute.
29) Amanda Seyfried - I keep having dreams about her.
30) Chloe Grace Moretz - I'm slightly disappointed in her.
 
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