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Top Tens for 2015

#8

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is the best human girl. There is actually no doubt.
2) Abigail Breslin - I love Abigail Breslin and her eyes.
3) Ellen Page - She's so cute and short.
4) Amanda Seyfried - She's right back (near) the top and rightfully so!
5) Anna Kendrick - I think she is great.
6) Charli XCX - Okay she's fucking hot.
7) Gillian Jacobs - I love Gillian Jacobs and her fictional character Britta Perry.
8) Kat Dennings - She has that face.
9) Hayley Atwell - She's where it's "At" (well.)
10) Sophie Turner - Just getting better...
11) Maisie Williams - ...see above.
12) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - This is a good looking lady.
13) Emma Roberts - She's been very good recently.
14) Olivia Wilde - I still like her!
15) Hailee Steinfeld - Is better every time I see her.
16) Scarlett Johansson - It's good that she's still Scarlett Johansson.
17) Bridget Regan - She's one to watch!
18) Emmy Rossum - More like Emmy Awesome!
19) Kelly Brook - She is curvy.
20) Jessica Raine - Good face.
21) Elle Fanning - Super cute.
22) Anna Hopkins - Good Canadian.
23) Taylor Swift - I think we all know about Taylor Swift by now.
24) Hannah New - Good lips.
25) Genevieve Buechner - Good with a cat.
26) Keira Knightley - Her smile is top level.
27) Chloe Grace Moretz - She will rise again.
28) Jordy Lucas - It's good that she's still Jordy Lucas.
29) Katie Cassidy - I like her.
30) Willa Holland - She is nice.
 
#9

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - This is who I need at number one right now. She makes me feel happy (not a wank reference.)
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - I love her and her skin.
3) Abigail Breslin - She's a Cutie McDuck.
4) Kat Dennings - I fucking love Kat Dennings.
5) Gillian Jacobs - This Community rewatch has been good for Gillian Jacobs.
6) Scarlett Johansson - Fuck off John Travolta.
7) Charli XCX - I like to pretend her name is "Charli Xenoblade Chronicles X". Also she has big tits.
8) Amanda Seyfried - I want to live in her hair.
9) Anna Kendrick - She has looked great recently (because she is great.)
10) Deborah Ann Woll - She's DAWsome.
11) Hayley Atwell - I hope she gets a second season!
12) Bridget Regan - This is a hot pale woman to watch.
13) Elizabeth Olsen - She's the second hottest Avenger (after Hulk.)
14) Jessica Pare - Pale. Stomach.
15) Sophie Turner - She's great.
16) Sienna Guillory - Underrated.
17) Zoe Saldana - I think she probably deserves more attention!
18) Ellen Page - She's a Page turner (I don't know)!
19) Chloe Bennet - She's been good lately!
20) Jordy Lucas - Should be more popular!
21) Danielle Panabaker - She is super cute.
22) Laci Green - I like her.
23) Emma Stone - Her back is beautiful.
24) Katie Cassidy - She is good.
25) Kristen Stewart - It's good that her career is going well.
26) Jessica Chastain - She looked good at the Oscars.
27) Phoebe Tonkin - She is one to watch.
28) Elle Fanning - Cute.
29) Hannah New - Good face.
30) Victoria Coren Mitchell - I like this lady.
 
#10

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good when there are new pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg, because of them being pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - Okay, honestly, Michelle and Chloe together make up 99% of my current thought processes and on one else is close to them.
3) Gillian Jacobs - Well...maybe Gillian takes up more than 1%...
4) Elle Fanning - She's cuter than the kitten shop.
5) Charli XCX - Keeps getting better.
6) Kat Dennings - She is one of the best people ever.
7) Amanda Seyfried - Has long hair.
8) Sophie Turner - She is awesome.
9) Laci Green - I really like everything about her.
10) Scarlett Johansson -I like her breasts, sorry.
11) Alexandra Breckenridge - A strong debut ranking!
12) Elizabeth Olsen - She could be the highest riser of 2015.
13) Anna Kendrick - She's KendRIFick!
14) Alison Brie - Breasts. She's got them.
15) Zoe Saldana - UNDERRATED.
16) Karen Gillan - Legen Legan!
17) Elizabeth Henstridge - In a hazmat suit.
18) Danielle Panabaker - Okay she looks a lot like Elizabeth Henstridge.
19) Brie Larson - She is lovely.
20) Abigail Breslin - Sometimes I like her more than other times I guess. I think that's fair enough!
21) Natalie Dormer - She is sexy.
22) Jordy Lucas - I like her.
23) Phoebe Tonkin - Still one to watch.
24) Keira Knightley - Like a hot version of Natalie Portman.
25) Jenna Coleman - Good face.
 
#11

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is the best female humanoid.
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - I am literally in love with her.
3) Elle Fanning - She's right up there too!
4) Hailee Steinfeld - She's rising bigtime with her eyebrows.
5) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - More like Curvy Curve-Curveons!
6) Abigail Breslin - Her lovely face is lovely.
7) Kristen Stewart - Great face.
8) Gillian Jacobs - She's one of the best girls.
9) Kat Dennings - I like her like she likes Animal Crossing.
10) Amanda Seyfried - Her hair is beautiful.
11) Maisie Williams - She's cute as duck.
12) Anna Kendrick - Hey I like Anna Kendrick.
13) Sienna Guillory - She is great.
14) Kelly Brook - I like the things about Kelly Brook that everyone else does.
15) Scarlett Johansson - She's still got it.
16) Alexandra Breckenridge - The new pale lady.
17) Ellen Page - Cute.
18) Laci Green - Cute!
19) Kate Mara - I like her.
20) Danielle Panabaker - She is nice!
21) Elizabeth Henstridge - So is she!
22) Willa Holland - Underrated.
23) Ellie Kemper - Females are strong as Hell.
24) Chloe Bennet - I like her.
25) Jaimie Alexander - I like her bad English accent.
26) Hannah New - Pretty.
27) Candice Patton - Also pretty!
28) Adrianne Palicki - She's tall.
29) Clare Grant - I like her (sorry for the lack of varied comments this week.)
30) Dakota Fanning - The second best Fanning!
 
Is this the right place to post that Alia Shawkat plays a girl who makes out with another girl on this week's Broad City?
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#12

1) Gillian Jacobs - Oh, Britta's in my heart?
2) Chloe Grace Moretz - Nope, this obsession's not going away any time soon.
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is aTRACHtive.
4) Sophie Turner - They don't call her "Big Soph" for nothing (or at all.)
5) Kat Dennings - She is aKATtrive.
6) Elle Fanning - She is made out of love.
7) Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts is rising fast again!
8) Willa Holland - My interest in Willa Holland has never been higher.
9) Ashleigh Brewer - Remember Ashleigh Brewer? She's still great!
10) Imogen Poots - She's still Pooting!
11) Anna Popplewell - Also still Poppling! It's like a reunion special this week.
12) Anna Kendrick - Her face is great.
13) Emma Stone - She is pale as fuck.
14) Taissa Farmiga - I think she's super cute!
15) Ellen Page - I like her face.
16) Arianne Palicki - She is very tall!
17) Amanda Seyfried - She is lovely with her hair.
18) Dylan Gelula - Yeah I keep adding new people every week.
19) Abigail Breslin - I have inconsistent Breslin feelings (they're all positive feelings, just different degress of positivity.)
20) Hannah New - I like her.
21) Taylor Swift - I like her legs.
22) Ellie Kemper - They alive, damn it!
23) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I almost feel like there's too many images of her lately.
24) Alison Brie - She was cute when she made Gremlin noises.
25) Alanna Masterson - She is nice.
26) Olivia Wilde - Oh yeah she's still good.
27) Charli XCX - She is cute.
28) Ming-Na Wen - I find her hot.
29) Morena Baccarin - She improves Gotham by existing.
30) Victoria Coren Mitchell - She wears good dresses.
 
#13

1) Sophie Turner - Has probably had her best week ever. No one else was considered for number one.
2) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is love.
3) Rose McIver - She has arrived.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - She has next level lips. Whatever that means.
5) Magda Apanowicz - She's back! And she's still Magda!
6) Hayley Atwell - She is one of the best people ever, ever. Like ever.
7) Abigail Breslin - Her face is great!
8) Elizabeth Olsen - She is in the process of arriving.
9) Ashleigh Brewer - A top level face.
10) Hannah Murray - Super cute.
11) Willa Holland - Her face is beautiful.
12) Krysten Ritter - I've never found Krysten Ritter more attractive.
13) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's still the best girl just nothing new this week!
14) Ellen Page - It's good that girls post photos of their faces on Instagram.
15) Kelly Brook - Her body is ridic.
16) Imogen Poots - Her eyes can see into your soul IF YOU HAVE ONE.
17) Genevieve Buechner - She should be more famous!
18) Hannah New - I like this actress.
19) Maisie Williams - Mophie is real!
20) Deborah Ann Woll - Pale.
21) Kat Dennings - She's good at existing.
22) Alexandra Breckenridge - I like her.
23) Jenna Coleman - Her face is great.
24) Laci Green - She's super cute and smart.
25) Sienna Guillory - I also like her.
26) Scarlett Johansson - She's still around!
27) Sarah Shahi - She is a person of intrest.
28) Amy Acker - Sex Evil Amy Acker.
29) Emma Roberts - The best Roberts.
30) Elisabeth Moss - She's a mad woman.
 
#14

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - She is the best looking girl.
2) Sophie Turner - I fucking love Sophie Turner.
3) Kat Dennings - She is amazing.
4) Elle Fanning - She's sweeter than a woolly Yoshi Amiibo.
5) Gillian Jacobs - Oh, Britta's hardly in Community now?
6) Hayley Atwell - More like Hayley Acts Well!
7) Abigail Breslin - I like this short pale girl.
8) Holly Earl - Her smile!
9) Candice Patton - She's the hottest girl in the Arrowverse.
10) Maisie Williams - I like her she's cute city.
11) Peyton List - It was good to see her agan.
12) Imogen Poots - More like Imogen Cutes!
13) Hailee Steinfeld - She's definitely on the rise.
14) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's cute with eyebrows!
15) Adrianne Palicki - I LIKE HER.
16) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Hey she's great!
17) Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift is great.
18) Karen Gillan - She's good and Scottish.
19) Danielle Panabaker - She bakes pans.
20) Genevieve Buechner - Should be more popular!
21) Rose McIver - She's good.
22) Chloe Grace Moretz - Not much of her lately!
23) Hannah New - She's not really new anymore but she's still New.
24) Morena Baccarin - Makes Gotham more bearable.
25) Nathalie Emmanuel - She is a good Girl Of Thrones.
26) Christina Hendricks - She's still got it!
27) Alanna Masterson - Cute.
28) Olivia Wilde - Good face.
29) Dakota Fanning - She's a good Fanning.
30) Laci Green - She's the Greeniest.

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