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Top Tens for 2016

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The road goes ever on.

These lists are not a "hotness ranking" (even though I'll use the word "hot" a lot), they're just a reflection of my autistic brain trying to make sense of its obsessions. Please don't take them seriously. Or read them.

#1

1) Chloe Grace Moretz - New Permanent Unquestioned Number One of the Forever for 2016! No one else comes close.
2) Kristen Stewart - She's super fucking hot.
3) Kat Dennings - I really hope 2016 is the Year of Dennings because I really love Kat Dennings.
4) Ellen Page - She's cuter than some cute things!
5) Samara Weaving - Definitely one to watch for in 2016.
6) Abigail Breslin - I've got a feeling I'm going to continue to love Abigail Breslin in 2016!
7) Chloe Bennet - I'm rabidly pro Chloe Bennet.
8) Olivia Wilde - Her face is one of the best faces.
9) Daisy Ridley - She's a Rey of sunshine.
10) Ivana Baquero - First newcomer of the new year! But not the last...
11) Sophie Turner - She's a head Turner!
12) Rebecca Ferguson - Another newcomer for 2016! Always more there will be.
13) Brie Larson - I'm liking Brie Larson more and more.
14) Alicia Vikander - She's obviously going to be big in 2016.
15) Emma Roberts - She's paletastic.
16) Jennifer Lawrence - Fuck the J-Law backlash, she's great.
17) Kiernan Shipka - I hope we see a lot of Kiernan Shipka in this year (the year 2016.)
18) Tuppence Middleton - She's a cutie!
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - I hope she has more new things coming.
20) Emmy Rossum - She's good at being good.
21) Gillian Jacobs - Can we get some new Gillian Jacobs pics in 2016 please.
22) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - Curvy.
23) Camren Bicondova - She's a Cute Girl.
24) Rose Leslie - I like her face in 2016.
25) Maisie Williams - Her cute face is a good cute face.

Female Celebrity Of The Day also exists in 2016.
 
#2

1) Kirsten Dunst - YEP it was her week. She outshone all others at the Golden Globes. She's one of the best girs. She's my New Permanent Number One!
2) Kat Dennings - There's a reason people say "Kat Dennings has really big breasts" so much!
3) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's paler than the concept of pale.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - Okay she wasn't my NPUNOotF but she's still amazingly great.
5) Olivia Wilde - She's wild(e)!
6) Kristen Stewart - I find her really hot.
7) Kiernan Shipka - The K-Ship is sailing FULL SPEED AHEAD.
8) Camren Bicondova - Hey she's also seriously on the rise.
9) Brie Larson - She has arrived.
10) Abigail Breslin - She's a cute lover of cats!
11) Emma Roberts - I really like the attributes of Emma Roberts.
12) Ellen Page - If she was a page in a book it would be a book of goodness.
13) Elle Fanning - I love Pale Elle Fanning, who is pale.
14) Poppy Drayton - I can't decide between her and...
15) Ivana Baquero - ...because they're both lovely.
16) Rose McIver - It's good to have her back oh wait she's gone again for three weeks.
17) Charli XCX - So yeah she's got huge breasts.
18) Natalie Portman - Could the Portman comeback be about to begin? I'm not going to get my hopes up.
19) Gillian Jacobs - There are also signs of a Gillian Jacobs comeback.
20) Sophie Turner - She has a top level tongue.
21) Caitlin Stasey - I like Caitlin Stasey.
22) Jaimie Alexander - Underrated!?
23) Emmy Rossum - She's sweet!
24) Jenna Coleman - Good nose.
25) Katherine Ryan - A beautiful Canadian.
26) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's still MEWtiful.
27) Krysten Ritter - I like this actress!
28) Bailee Madison - She's cute!
29) Leanne Lapp - She's a nice evil daughter.
30) Emilia Clarke - Cute face.
 
#3

1) Hayley Atwell - YEP right back in at number one. She's amazing.
2) Kat Dennings - I wish she was in a good tv show where she wore good things rather than a bad tv show where she sometimes wears good things.
3) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's a "best face ever" contender for me.
4) Kirsten Dunst - I'm rabidly pro Kirsten Dunst.
5) Michelle Trachtenberg - Hey this girl is good looking.
6) Gillian Jacobs - She looked good in the trailer for her thing.
7) Camren Bicondova - Possibly a "best face" contender too!?
8) Maisie Williams - Keeps getting better.
9) Ellen Page - She also has one of the best faces.
10) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's the MEWiest!
11) Olivia Wilde - She's what I'd call "fucking hot."
12) Dakota Blue Richards - I am becoming rabidly pro DBR.
13) Kiernan Shipka - Has the scrunchiest nose.
14) Sophie Turner - She's really very attractive.
15) Abigail Breslin - It's really good how all these girls have faces.
16) Bailee Madions - She's a Cutie McDuck!
17) Elle Fanning - She was the first Cutie McDuck.
18) Katherine Ryan - This is a hot Canadian lady.
19) Sarah Bolger - She seems like one to watch.
20) Bridget Regan - She's a good evil Russian.
21) Poppy Drayton - I like her.
22) Rachel McAdams - She's also a pale Canadian.
23) Kate Beckinsale - She's still got it.
24) Ophelia Lovibond - I hope we see her again some day.
25) Casimere Jollette - I hope we see her again some day.
 
#4

1) Gillian Jacobs - YEP right back to the top because she's Gillian Jacobs and she has one of the best faces ever created and she's great.
2) Hayley Atwell - She is spectacular.
3) Jessica Lucas - This is a STRONG debut ranking right here.
4) Chloe Grace Moretz - I love her she's lovely.
5) Emily Ratajkowski - She's really great.
6) Kat Dennings - She's going to start dropping if there isn't new material soon...
7) Olivia Wilde - Olivia Wilde is one of the best girls.
8) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She is definitely the MEWiest.
9) Abigail Breslin - Her face is great.
10) Camren Bicondova - Her eyes!
11) Ellen Page - I definitely like Ellen Page.
12) Ariel Winter - Happy 18th birthday to her!
13) Elle Fanning - She's sweet with her hair over half her face.
14) Sarah Michelle Gellar - Can you actually believe this is the first time she's ever been on one of these lists? Well it is! And I'm happy to welcome her.
15) Sophie Turner - I like the tag team known as "Mophie".
16) Dakota Blue Richards - She's not just Blue. She's Dakota Blue.
17) Peyton Roi List - She wore glasses.
18) Kristen Stewart - I like the face of Kristen Stewart.
19) Michelle Trachtenberg - The Trachtendrought has begun. But at least other people have a chance now!
20) Kate Beckinsale - She is great.
21) Poppy Drayton - Good face.
22) Maisie Williams - The other Mophie member!
23) Aubrey Plaza - I wish she was in good stuff instead of utter shit.
24) Bailee Madison - Her face is very good.
25) Natalie Portman - I want to like her the way I used to, I really do but she's so thin. So thin. Good smile though.
 
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#5

1) Sophie Turner - YEP the best Girl of Thrones is one of the best girls out of all girls and thoroughly deserves a number one ranking on this list of girls.
2) Elle Fanning - It's time to face facts: Elle Fanning is fucking great. It's a fact and now you've faced it.
3) Gillian Jacobs - She's a SBGC (Strong Best Girl Contender.)
4) Jessica Lucas - Yep, she's definitely a top level kind of girl.
5) Hayley Atwell - She acts well (and she's hot!)
6) Rose McIver - This week's izombie was a good episode for people who are sexually attracted to Rose McIver.
7) Kiernan Shipka - She's the Kikiest.
8) Brie Larson - We are living in the Age of Larson.
9) Abigail Breslin - I love Abigail Breslin.
10) Ariel Winter - She's great!
11) Ivana Baquero - She's really attractive.
12) Camren Bicondova - Her face is getting better all the time and it's already great!
13) Imogen Poots - She's the Pootsiest of them all.
14) Hannah Murray - This super cute girl is both super and cute.
15) Kristen Stewart - I love Kristen Stewart and her ways.
16) Dakota Blue Richards - She isn't even blue! She's pale!
17) Kirsten Dunst - She has similar qualities to DBR...
18) Emily Ratajkowski - More like Emily Ratajhotski!?
19) Joey King - She's one to watch!
20) Bella Heathcote - Also one to watch!
21) Maisie Williams - She's the second best Girl of Thrones.
22) Freema Agyeman - Her face is great.
23) Anne Hathaway - She's glowing (due to pregnancy)!
24) Holly Earl - Cutetastic!
25) Poppy Draton - She's a good elf.
26) Alison Brie - BRIE MODE.
27) Hannah New - Hannah Newd.
28) Michelle Trachtenberg - She likes dogs! This is unrelated to the slight Trachtenberg downturn I'm experiencing!
29) Chloe Grace Moretz - But hey the Moretz downturn is apparently even larger so there's that.
30) Samara Weaving - She's good and Australian.
 
#6

1) Abigail Breslin - In a very competitive week, Abigail Breslin showed her quality. The very highest. She's lovely!
2) Dakota Blue Richards - I have reached rabidly pro Dakota Blue Richards stage.
3) Elle Fanning - It's also been a super fucking great week for Elle Fanning, who is super fucking great.
4) Kat Dennings - I'm glad I checked the Kat Dennings tag before writing this.
5) Jaimie Alexander - She has arrived.
6) Alison Brie -I'm definitely in an "Alison Brie is fucking hot" kind of mood again.
7) Gillian Jacobs - Her face is great.
8) Jessica Lucas - Let's not forget that Jessica Lucas is great! It should be kept in mind!
9) Hayley Atwell - She's spectacular.
10) Natalie Dormer - Happy thirty fourth birthday to her! She wore a great dress.
11) Maisie Williams - She's a Cutie McDuck!
12) Emma Roberts - I hope she had a good twenty fifth birthday yesterday!
13) Camren Bicondova - Her face is amazing.
14) Ivana Baquero - Spanish girls are hot. It's a thing.
15) Kristen Stewart - She's really sexy.
16) Emily Ratajkowski - I like her quite a lot.
17) Rose McIver - She's the hottest zombie.
18) Imogen Poots - Big things are coming for Imogen Poots. I can feel it.
19) Sophie Turner - She's pretty.
20) Leanne Lapp - It's always good to see her.
21) Hailee Steinfeld - I am a Hailee fan.
22) Bailee Madison - But also a Bailee fan!
23) Rachel McAdams - She's a beautiful pale Canadian!
24) Anna Kendrick - Hey, I remember her.
25) Brie Larson - She's the second hottest girl with "Brie" in her name.
26) Olivia Munn - She is nice.
27) Poppy Drayton - Her face is very good.
28) Aubrey Plaza - It's good that her and Anna Kendrick are good friends.
29) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good that she's giving other people a chance!
30) Sarah Michelle Gellar - I like Sarah Michelle Gellar. She played Buffy The Vampire Slayer on tv.
 
#7

1) Kat Dennings - The words "Kat Dennings is the best girl" seem to be coming to me increasingly naturally as of late!
2) Alison Brie - She's looked great lately. GREAT.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - I think she has arrived.
4) Hayley Atwell - If anyone doesn't love Hayley Atwell by now then I just don't know what to say to them.
5) Kristen Stewart - She's one of the hottest girls.
6) Elle Fanning - She is sweeter than Chocolate Island.
7) Ivana Baquero - I think she's fucking hot.
8) Camren Bicondova - She has one of the best faces.
9) Abigail Breslin - I think it would be nice to cuddle her.
10) Jessica Lucas - She's great.
11) Kiernan Shipka - They don't call her Kiki ShipShip for nothing.
12) Katherine Ryan - I like all the things about her.
13) Gillian Jacobs - Love will be on Netflix tomorrow, y'all!
14) Dakota Blue Richards - I hope we continue to see more of her.
15) Bailee Madison - She's amazing.
16) Imogen Poots - There's so many girls this week that I nearly forgot her.
17) Ariel Winter - I like her she's hotcute.
18) Bridget Regan - She's very good in Agent Carter.
19) Jaimie Alexander - I still maintain that she's underrated.
20) Genevieve Buechner - We need to see more of her!
21) Emily Ratajkowski - She's sexy.
22) Andi Guiterrez - Deserves recognition.
23) Charli XCX - She's XCXcellent!
24) Kristen Dunst - Let's not forget about Kristen Dunst!
25) Rose McIver - Cute.
26) Peyton Roi List - She's really nice.
27) Charlize Theron - She's top level.
28) Emma Roberts - She's still nice!
29) Dakota Fanning - Second best Fanning!
30) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's still alive!
31) Taylor Swift - Legs!
32) Anna Kendrick - I like her she's short.
33) Gal Gadot - Yeah, why not.
34) Poppy Drayton - She's pretty.
35) Emily Kinney - She's a cute unit.
 
#8

1) Gillian Jacobs - I "Love" Gillian Jacobs.
2) Sophie Turner - I hope she had a good birthday of being One Of The Best Girls.
3) Genevieve Buechner - YEP a much deserved high ranking for her because she's adorable.
4) Hayley Atwell - I hope Agent Carter gets another season.
5) Hailee Steinfeld - I definitely have very strong Hailee Feelings right now.
6) Kristen Stewart - She's just great and everyone needs to recognise it.
7) Kiernan Shipka - The scrunchiest of noses.
8) Elle Fanning - I think she might be an elf.
9) Kat Dennings - She is Top Level.
10) Ivana Baquero - She's so great.
11) Jessica Lucas - I like her a lot.
12) Abigail Breslin - She's got a great nose.
13) Katherine Ryan - I like everything about her.
14) Camren Bicondova - She's Cute City.
15) Freema Agyeman - Her face is great.
16) Dakota Blue Richards - I like her.
17) Kirsten Dunst - Underrated.
18) Ariel Winter - She's one to watch!
19) Rose McIver - Cute McCuter?
20) Michelle Trachtenberg - I'm not feeling STRONG Trachtenfeelings at the moment but I'm definitely feeling "it's good to see her face" feelings.
21) Joey King - Also one to watch.
22) Charli XCX - She's XCXcellent!
23) Claudia O'Doherty - She's an adorable Australian!
24) Lise Slabber - Her surname is kind of bad but she's good!
25) Kacey Rohl - She is a cute murderer.
26) Bailee Madison - She's the Baileeist!
27) Chloe Bennet - I think her face is really good.
28) Emma Stone - Emma Stone Steve Austin would be her wrestler name but she's not a wrestler.
29) Lotte Verbeek - Good hair.
30) Leanne Lapp - I like to think that her full name is Leanne Cat Sitting On Her Lapp.
 
#9

1) Sophie Turner - She's just getting even better and she's already insanely great. No one else was even considered for number one this week.
2) Hailee Steinfeld - Sophie's best friend Hailee Steinfeld has also had a great week of being great.
3) Gillian Jacobs - Still feeling "Love" from last week!
4) Kat Dennings - She has really big breasts.
5) Olivia Wilde - I find her Wilde! I mean, hot. I find her hot.
6) Genevieve Buechner - Still feeling "love" (not a pun, just actual love) from last week!
7) Kiernan Shipka - Hey, she's great.
8) Emily Ratajkowski - Emily Fuckinghotski.
9) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good that she takes photos of herself, since no one else does.
10) Abigail Breslin - Her face is great.
11) Willa Holland - She's actually really great and deserves to be respected as such.
12) Hayley Atwell - Goodbye Peggy?
13) Emma Roberts - Emma Roberts is great.
14) Jessica Chastain - I thought she looked really good in The Martain.
15) Alison Brie - She's still the best Brie girl!
16) Magda Apanowicz - Betrayed by her own cat...
17) Emma Stone - She's a Stone cold hottie!
18) Ivana Baquero - I'll miss her.
19) Kate Upton - You can't deny her female chest.
20) Bailee Madison - Bailee Cutieson!
21) Ariel Winter - I like her.
22) Peyton Roi List - She's on this list!
23) Daisy Ridley - Her smile!
24) Charlize Theron - She's tall.
25) Ellen Page - Her face in glasses...
26) Taylor Swift - I am a fan.
27) Sarah Shahi - She's good.
28) Laura Prepon - Still prepping.
29) Jennifer Lawrence - She is the J-Law.
30) Lise Slabber - So pale.
 
#10

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's like she got tired of not being number one and thought "oh, hey, I could use my instagram to be number one."
2) Sophie Turner - I love Sophie Turner.
3) Dakota Blue Richards - Everything about her is actually great.
4) Kat Dennings - She's more Kat Dennings than ever!
5) Ariel Winter - Yeah she's fucking hot.
6) Kristen Stewart - I like it when she steps out with a lady friend.
7) Magda Apanowicz - She has one of the best (cat scarred) faces.
8) Willa Holland - She's pretty as duck.
9) Hailee Steinfeld - I am a HailStein fan.
10) Camren Bicondova - Fight Bi invisibility.
11) Emily Ratajkowski - I think she's great.
12) Kate Upton - Deserves continued hotness recognition.
13) Lauren Ambrose - Why did I never have her on the list before.
14) Kiernan Shipka - She's Ship shape!
15) Gillian Jacobs - She's literally a girl who goes to wrestling shows.
16) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Have I get MEWs for you.
17) Chloe Bennet - I like her OKAY.
18) Maisie Williams - Sweet!
19) Emma Stone - She's a Stone Cold pale hottie!
20) Katherine Ryan - She is beautiful.
21) Joey King - More like Joey Queen.
22) Elizabeth Henstridge - I do like her as well.
23) Bailee Madison - She's purty (pretty.)
24) Amanda Seyfried - Her hair would be nice to touch.
25) Taissa Farmiga - She's a Cutie McDuck for sure.
26) Jessica Lucas - She needs more screentime.
27) Jessica Camacho - Yeah, why not.
28) Kirsten Dunst - She has big Dunst breasts.
29) Lise Slabber - Idelle is the REAL HERO.
30) Emma - She's a talented wrestler.
 
#11

1) Gillian Jacobs - Yeah her face is amazing. She might be the best girl!
2) Sophie Turner - I also love Sophie Turner and the face of Sophie Turner.
3) Olivia Wilde - My Olivia Wilde feelings have returned, which is good for someone who enjoys feeling Olivia Wilde feelings (me.)
4) Taylor Swift - Holy Swift that bikini.
5) Dakota Blue Richards - In tights.
6) Emma Roberts - I like her surprising breasts.
7) Michelle Trachtenberg - It's good when she smiles.
8) Magda Apanowicz - It's good when there's pictures of her face.
9) Abigail Breslin - She's another girl with a great face!
10) Kat Dennings - She Dennings.
11) Hailee Steinfeld - I like her Steinstomach.
12) Kristen Stewart - She kissed a girl and other people liked it.
13) Chloe Bennet - She's an Agent of H.O.T.
14) Deborah Ann Woll - Daredevil tomorrow!
15) Camren Bicondova - Yeah she's great it's not in doubt.
16) Alison Brie - There was good Brie this week.
17) Elle Fanning - She's jumping with joy!
18) Billie Lourd - Being the third hottest Scream Queen is still really good.
19) Lauren Ambrose - She's good.
20) Joey King - I like her.
21) Bailee Madison - She's the Baileeist!
22) Kate Upton - She has those Uptons (breasts.)
23) Jessica Lucas - She is pretty.
24) Peyton Roi List - I like her bum.
25) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She's the MEWiest!
26) Sarah Shahi - She's a person of interest.
27) Gal Gadot - She's a wonderful woman!
28) Elizabeth Henstridge - She's nice.
29) Adrianne Palicki - She's good.
30) Hannah New - She's Newce (nice.)
 
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