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Top Tens for 2016

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#45

1) Gillian Jacobs - Yep, still the best.
2) Dakota Fanning - It's not often that Dakota beats out Elle for me but she has this week and has also beaten out most others!
3) Kat Dennings- Yes she's back.
4) Gemma Arterton - She makes me feel happy feelings in a time of unhappy feelings.
5) Kiernan Shipka - Happy birthday!
6) Candice Patton - She is beautiful.
7) Natalie Portman - It's the return of Natalie's prenancy breasts!
8) Anna Kendrick - She's so lovely.
9) Avril Lavigne - It's great about her face.
10) Emma Roberts - She's one of the best.
11) Emily Ratajkowski - It's good about all aspects of her appearance.
12) Hayley Atwell - I like her really well.
13) Tessa Thompson - Definitely seems like one to watch!
14) Kristen Bell - She's so cute.
15) Camren Bicondova - I Biconloveher.
16) Elle Fanning - Another fine Fanning!
17) Emma Stone - Her face is great.
18) Madison McLaughlin - Yep, just gong to debut new girls forever.
19) Maisie Williams - I think she's great.
20) Lizzy Caplan - She's still got it.
21) Keke Palmer - Deserves continued hotness recognition.
22) Violett Beane - It was good to see her back again.
23) Chloe Bennet - She's great.
24) Tiya Sircar - She cute.
25) Rachel McAdams - I would like to see more of her.
26) Ariel Winter - It's good that she exists.
27) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - She wins.
28) Michelle Trachtenberg - She's very attractive but my brain still hasn't reset to Trachtenfeelings mode.
29) Dana DeLorenzo - I like her.
30) Andi Gutierrez - She's Goodterrez.
 
#46

1) Gillian Jacobs - YEP, still don't think anyone else deserves to be number one, might NEVER think it.
2) Kat Dennings - In glasses!
3) Maisie Williams - Has sneakily become my favourite Girl of Thrones.
4) Emily Ratajkowski - She had a good time on the beach!
5) Emma Roberts - I find her to be one of the best girls.
6) Ariel Winter - It's the winter of Winter!
7) Jessica Lucas - Jumped back into my brain, which is good for my brain.
8) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Another Maisie and a strong debut!
9) Anna Kendrick - I fucking love Anna Kendrick.
10) Zoey Deutch - I really really strongly believe her to be one to watch.
11) Andi Gutierrez - Hello there.
12) Avril Lavigne - Maybe the best Canadian!?
13) Frances Bishop - Cute small apprentice!
14) Tessa Thompson - There's something really sexy about her.
15) Emma Stone - Her face is amazing.
16) Candice Patton - I like her a lot.
17) Bailee Madison - She's the Baileest!
18) Violett Beane - She's cutetastic.
19) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - It's fair to say that she's curvy.
20) Gemma Arterton - She's Arty!
21) Natalie Portman - Her smile is love.
22) Evan Rachel Wood - Evan Rachel Good Chin.
23) Felicity Jones - She is beautiful.
24) Dakota Fanning - I'm a Fanning fan.
25) Kate Beckinsale - I like Kate Beckinsale.
26) Jessica Chastain - I am on the Chastain Train so choo choo.
27) Mary Elizabeth Winstead - MEW MEW MEW! How do you like me, how do you like me.
28) Michelle Trachtenberg - I need to see her in a different context or something argh.
29) Caitlin Fitzgerald - I like her.
30) Keke Palmer - She's Keke cute.

http://femalecelebrityoftheday.tumblr.com/ is also still a thing.
 
#47

Top THIRTY FIVE special for Thanksgiving! (It's actually because I literally can't stop myself please somebody help me this is a cry for help.)

1) Kat Dennings - She has returned to the top spot and it is well deserved! Because of her face.
2) Emma Stone - I have come to the conclusion that I literally love Emma Stone.
3) Gillian Jacobs - I need some new pics of her now I guess.
4) Kirsten Dunst - Remember how Kirsten Dunst is a Strong Best Girl Contender? I do!
5) Emily Ratajkowski - She had a good time at the beach!
6) Elizabeth Henstridge - Her face is great.
7) Maisie Williams - Yep, still feeling strong Maisie Williams Feelings thanks for asking.
8) Emma Roberts - Her everything is great.
9) Camren Bicondova - She's cutetastic and catastic.
10) Ivana Baquero - Oh man she's in serious need of more hotness recognition so let's give her some okay?
11) Chloe Bennet - She is an Agent of C.U.R.V.Y.
12) Natalie Portman - Her sweet Natalie Smile.
13) Ariel Winter - She's fucking hot.
14) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her face is really nice and pale.
15) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - It's good about the Maisies.
16) Amy Adams - It's good about Amy Adams in a red dress with her red hair.
17) Katherine Ryan - Hey she's great.
18) Candice Patton - I like her a lot.
19) Andi Gutirrez - She's too good for Iron Squadron.
20) Tessa Thompson - I like the dresses she wears.
21) Katie McGrath - She's still got it.
22) Bailee Madison - She's Baileeful!
23) Frances Bishop - I like how short she is.
24) Freema Agyeman - Her face is great.
25) Evan Rachel Wood - She's Evan Rachel Well Established.
26) Anna Kendrick - She's a cute unit.
27) Zoey Duetch - I find her Deutchttractive.
28) Dakota Fanning - I'm liking her more than Elle right now.
29) Lauren Cohan - She's my favourite actress and character in The Walking Dead.
30) Dichen Lachman - Remember her? She's really good.
31) Valentina Novakovic - Good in a bikini.
32) Alexa Bliss - Good cute wrestler.
33) Kate Beckinsale - I like her.
34) Dana Delorenzo - She's good.
35) Asuka - Aother cute wrestler I need to debut everyone ever.
 
#48

REMINDER: List is just a ranking of the female celebrities who have impacted my autistic brain moost successfully in the last week, not an attempt at an objective ranking of the "hottest" female celebrities in any way.

1) Emma Stone - She has emerged as a Strong Best Girl Contender recently!
2) Gemma Arterton - Gemma Arterton has jumped right back up in my regard by being great!
3) Amy Adams - It's good how I now fully acknowledge the fact that Amy Adams is a top level girl.
4) Kat Dennings - I have loved Kat Dennings for quite a number of years now!
5) Elizabeth Henstridge - She makes hazmat suits hotmat suits!
6) Ivana Baquero - She's bordering on "one of the best girls" level.
7) Emily Ratajkowski - It's good how I can spell her name witout thinking about it now.
8) Gillian Jacobs - I miss her but missing her reminds me how much I like her.
9) Ariel Winter - Everything about her is really appealing to me.
10) Anna Kendrick - Cuter than a kitten cake!
11) Emma Roberts - Always a strong performer.
12) Maisie Williams - She's the right one.
13) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - She's definitely strongly one to watch.
14) Camren Bicondova - This girl is a human cat.
15) Mallory Jansen - It's good how many hot robots there are on tv these days.
16) Candice Patton - I find her really good.
17) Andi Gutierrez - She's great.
18) Talulah Riley - Great pale shoulders.
19) Madison McLaughlin - She is curvy and cute.
20) Tessa Thompson - She's good in dresses.
21) Willa Holland - I like her.
22) Evan Rachel Wood - She has an Evan Rachel Good Chin.
23) Charli XCX - I find her XCXcellent.
24) Frances Bishop - Small and good.
25) Kirsten Dunst - Let's not forget Kirsten Dunst!
26) Abigail Breslin - She's cute.
27) Ming-Na Wen - She is Mingttractive.
28) Michelle Trachtenberg - I miss having Trachtenfeelings.
29) Krysten Ritter - Good and pale.
30) Zoey Deutch - Continues to be good!
 
#49

1) Emma Stone - She's the one to beat at the moment. Because she's the best girl.
2) Gillian Jacobs - It's also great to see Gillian "nearly the best girl" Jacobs again!
3) Kate Beckinsale - AND I've also experienced a strong return of Beckinsale Feelings, which I don't have to tell you are great feelings!
4) Gemma Arterton - She's up there with the best English girls...and just the best girls in general.
5) Kat Dennings - Oh yeah, let's not forget amazing Kat Dennings who is amazing!
6) Freema Agyeman - It's actually ridiculous how she just gets better and better ever year.
7) Anne Hathaway - Guess who's back? It's Anne Hathaway, obviously! It would be weird if I was talking about somebody else.
8) Maisie Williams - She's the best Girl of Thrones and I can't even deny it.
9) Camren Bicondova - Her hair and face are great.
10) Emma Roberts - She's paletastic.
11) Emily Ratajkowski - She's the reason why "hotajkowski" is a real word.
12) Elizabeth Henstridge - I like her beautiful face.
13) Ariel Winter - It's been a good year for Ariel Winter.
14) Amy Adams - Her hair would be nice to touch.
15) Tessa Thompson - I find her sexy!
16) Dakota Fanning - She's winning the Fanning War for me at the moment!
17) Magda Apanowicz - It's good about her face.
18) Dana Delorenzo - She's really good.
19) Ivana Baquero - I like her a lot.
20) Chloe Grace Moretz - She's a Cutie McDuck!
21) Frances Bishop - Cutetastic.
22) Mallory Jansen - Good robot.
23) Morena Baccarin - Good human lady.
24) Keke Palmer - She's really nice in several ways.
25) Jenna Coleman - Her face is great.
26) Evan Rachel Wood - She chooses to see the beauty in this world.
27) Andi Gutierrez - She's good on the internet.
28) Danielle Panabaker - Why is so hotter when she's an evil ice lady?
29) Peyton Roi List - She's Peyton Roi Good.
30) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - She's nice.
 
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#50

1) Gillian Jacobs - Actually maybe it is Gillian Jacobs who is the Best Girl!? I mean look at her face!
2) Emma Stone -She's obviously right up there in the Best Girl conversation.
3) Imogen Poots- Turns out she's Pootsy all over!
4) Kate Beckinsale - She's one of the Beckinbest!
5) Evan Rachel Wood - It's good that she won an award and looked great doing so.
6) Anne Hathaway - She "Hathaway" (has a way) of doing well on this list!
7) Kat Dennings - I find her great.
8) Elizabeth Henstridge - She is beautiful.
9) Freema Agyeman - Let's not forget how great Freema is so easily!
10) Camren Bicondova - She's the best cat who is also a girl.
11) Emma Roberts - Paletastic.
12) Dakota Fanning - She is a top level Fanning.
13) Elle Fanning - So is she!
14) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - She's really really good looking.
15) Keke Palmer - She's been wearing good things lately!
16) Natalie Dormer - I find her very sexy.
17) Gemma Arterton - She gives me Arterton Feelings.
18) Dana DeLorenzo - More like Dana DeLorhotzo!
19) Caitlin Stasey - She's great.
20) Frances Bishop - Good face.
21) Lily Collins - Definitely one to watch.
22) Keira Knightley - She's still Keira Nicelely!
23) Zelda Williams - Hey, she's really good.
24) Emily Ratajkowski - I like her.
25) Ariel Winter - She's Winter but she's not cold (she's hot.)
26) Caity Lotz -She's Caity Hotz.
27) Magda Apanowicz - Cute.
28) Jennifer Lawerence - She's good!
29) Jessica Lucas - I would like to see more of her.
30) Tatiana Maslany - Merry Tatmas.
 
#51

1) Gillian Jacobs - She has the best face.
2) Emma Stone - I also love Strong Best Girl Contender Emma Stone.
3) Hailee Steinfeld - It's time to get serious about ranking Hailee Steinfeld high on this list every week.
4) Kat Dennings - She's the best at kissing cats.
5) Emily Ratajkowski - She's ridiculously great in a lot of ways.
6) Imogen Poots - Let's not forget her Pootsiness so easily!
7) Emma Roberts - Okay Scream Queens isn't the best show ever but I'd really miss watching Emma Roberts if it was cancelled.
8) Candice Patton - Her hips really actually great.
9) Camren Bicondova - It's good how hot she is.
10) Ivana Baquero - She's beautiful and Spanish.
11) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Her face is great.
12) Frances Bishop -She hasn't been fired from wearing a bikini!
13) Billie Lourd - Deserves more hotness recognition than she's been receivng lately.
14) Ariel Winter - I love her.
15) Freema Agyeman - Her face is also great.
16) Lily Collins - She is strongly one to watch.
17) Keke Palmer - She's curvy!
18) Lindy Booth - Cute and good.
19) Natalie Dormer - She's winning the Natalie War at the moment!
20) Dakota Fanning - She's the best Fanning?
21) Caity Lotz - One day I'll include her without saying "Hotz"!
22) Melissa Benoist - She has super thighs.
23) Sophie Tweed-Simmons - I like how she looks.
24) Jennifer Lawrence - She obeys the J-Law.
25) Felicity Jones - An English rose!
26) Michelle Trachtenberg - Good eyes.
27) Madison McLaughlin - Nice bum.
28) Lea Michele - Yeah, why not.
29) Willa Holland - I like her.
30) Zoey Deutch - She's one to watch but she needs something to push her over the edge?
 
#52

1) Emma Stone - Girl Of The Year 2016!?
2) Gillian Jacobs - Her face makes the world better.
3) Felicity Jones - She is beautiful and English!
4) Emily Ratajkowski - It's really good when she wears glasses.
5) Kate Beckinsale - She's very Beckinhot.
6) Tina Desai - I really should have included her before.
7) Kat Dennings - She's one of the best ever.
8) Natalie Dormer - I've been having really serious Domer Feelings lately and this must be reflected.
9) Camren Bicondova - She is a literal cat.
10) Hailee Steinfeld - I think she keeps getting better and better.
11) Rose Leslie - She's great.
12) Maisie Richardson-Sellers - Her face is really good.
13) Ariel Winter - She was probably the highest riser of 2016.
14) Freema Agyeman - More like Freema Reallygoodwoman!
15) Olivia Munn - Deserves recognition.
16) Lindy Booth - She's cutetastic.
17) Imogen Poots - Still remembering her Pootsiness!
18) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her eyes are really good.
19) Lily Collins - Paletastic.
20) Bailee Madison - She's a McDuck. A Cutie McDuck.
21) Emma Roberts - She's good.
22) Tuppence Middleton - Good smile.
23) Hayley Atwell - I miss regular Hayley Atwell tv appearances.
24) Karen Gillan - She's got Scottish hair.
25) Tiya Sircar - Cute.
26) Jessica Raine - I like her.
27) Brie Larson - She's Brietiful.
28) Ellen Page - She's a good face.
29) Rose Byrne - I'd like to see more of her.
30) Maisie Williams - She's the Maisiest.
 
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