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Toronto Blue Jays Win!! Naturally!

SaintLucifer said:
Why the fascination with Schilling? We own the best pitcher in all of baseball. You know it, the MLB knows it, EVERYONE knows it. Do you even know his name?
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The fascination with Schilling is that he's older than the dried, encrusted semen on your upper lip and makes drama out of winning.

Try to follow along (just a little) Mr Big Schlong.
 
Blue Jays suck. Canada sucks. America sucks.

And MLB...well, three out of four terminal cancer patients prefer watching their lesions fester rather than be tortured into eye-watering boredom from this tedious, infantile "sport."

Lucy, hun, watch some goddamned hockey, you fucking homo traitor.
 
Duncelor said:
Blue Jays suck. Canada sucks. America sucks.

And MLB...well, three out of four terminal cancer patients prefer watching their lesions fester rather than be tortured into eye-watering boredom from this tedious, infantile "sport."

Lucy, hun, watch some goddamned hockey, you fucking homo traitor.
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I do watch hockey. I play it also. Now shut your effeminate yap and run along lest I decide to take this hockey stick of mine and ram it up your asshole. Wait. Forget it. You are likely to cry out in delight and beg me to plug you harder with the hockey stick.
 
jack said:
The fascination with Schilling is that he's older than the dried, encrusted semen on your upper lip and makes drama out of winning.

Try to follow along (just a little) Mr Big Schlong.
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Please. Schilling's days are over. Our former manager Bobby Cox made Schilling into a pitcher during his days with Atlanta. You know about Atlanta? The team that Toronto built? First place every single year? Toronto? Atlanta? Do you see the picture here?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Please. Schilling's days are over. Our former manager Bobby Cox made Schilling into a pitcher during his days with Atlanta. You know about Atlanta? The team that Toronto built? First place every single year? Toronto? Atlanta? Do you see the picture here?
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22 innings pitched. 11 hits. 4 runs. 2 home runs. 3 walks. 16 strike outs. 3 wins. 0 losses. 0 saves. 111.7 average pitches per game. 0.64 WHIP. .147 BAA 1.64 Earned Run Average. Yep, Schillings days are certainly numbered.

Isn't Atlanta the ONLY contending team to never win a World Series?
 
Blue Jays vs. Yankees

Ah. Not much longer now before the beginning of our new dynasty! We begin this evening with the destruction of the hated Yankees. Even with Chacin pitching against Johnson victory shall be ours. By the end of this month, the Red Sox will have been so badly destroyed by our Jays they will reside at the bottom of the standings.

GO BLUE JAYS!!
 
mmm.. im weighing it out.. watching paint dry or watching the blue jays... tough decision. maybe I'll just jab a spoon into my eye for entertainment.
 
jack said:
22 innings pitched. 11 hits. 4 runs. 2 home runs. 3 walks. 16 strike outs. 3 wins. 0 losses. 0 saves. 111.7 average pitches per game. 0.64 WHIP. .147 BAA 1.64 Earned Run Average. Yep, Schillings days are certainly numbered.

Isn't Atlanta the ONLY contending team to never win a World Series?
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True but Schilling learned everything from former Blue Jays. RULE THE BLUE JAYS!!
 
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