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TROLL VALHALLA REFUSES TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT!

EV1L1 said:
You do.... or you wouldn't have posted to me...

... and the claims begin. I posted to you? If you say so. Enjoy your latest troll attempt. I know you love me in Troll Valhalla and desire to have me return to the site which owes its very existence to me, but it is not going to happen. Accept it bitch, I will NEVER set foot in Troll Valhalla again. It would be pointless. Anyone stupid enough to stay in a site that edits EVERY SINGLE POST deserves everything he/she gets. The place is a shithole, not even worthy of its claim to fame as a troll site. It is not 'trolling' when a power-hungry Admin who cannot defeat anyone on level ground abuses his power and alters every post made by his most-hated enemy. That is not trolling, it is COWARDICE. Now do run along. Please continue with your silly claims. Everyone else has tried it and failed. Feel free to join the list of idiotic copycat failures. I know you want to be me. It is never going to happen.
 
It was a word-filter, dumbass! Because you are sooooo predictable, all we had to do was word-filter "The Great Saint Lucifer" to read "The Great Pole-Smoking Canadian", and "Saint Lucifer" alone to read "Richard Simmons".

The best part was that you didnt even notice for about three weeks, which shows that you don't even read the yellow crap you spew.

Bwa Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

The Great Pole-Smoking Canadian = self-pwnage that keeps on giving!
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
It was a word-filter, dumbass! Because you are sooooo predictable, all we had to do was word-filter "The Great Saint Lucifer" to read "The Great Pole-Smoking Canadian", and "Saint Lucifer" alone to read "Richard Simmons".

The best part was that you didnt even notice for about three weeks, which shows that you don't even read the yellow crap you spew.

Bwa Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

The Great Pole-Smoking Canadian = self-pwnage that keeps on giving!

I was fully aware of it and I expected it to stop, which was why I was harping about the editing that was going on at TV. You do understand using word-filters is actually 'editing' do you not, or are you as stupid as I first suspected you were? Interesting that I harped about the editing going on the moment the word filter was applied yes? I therefore was completely correct. My words were in fact being edited. You just admitted it with this very post you dumb shit.
 
The Great Pole-Smoking Canadian = self-pwnage that keeps on giving!


Goddamn Lucille, you're fucking hilarious!
 
Cranky Bastard said:
He ass-raped himself and loved it.

Still angry I managed to prove to everyone you had me banned from TV previously? Poor little old geezer. Idiots at Troll VAlhalla edited every single one of my posts, yet they are claiming I PWNed myself? Let me see, I forced an entire site to change its settings yet I am the one PWNed? Simply because I was unable to wrest control of a site which was fast becoming a joke in the first place? Now you will tell me that had they been editing your posts, you would have been able to correct the situation. I see. Well good for you. Now if you would return to begging the Admins to ban me as you did in TV simply because I wiped the floro with your ass.

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SaintLucifer said:
Ah, there you are. I would ask kindly that you delete my account ASAP. I shall never set foot in that shithole.

Thank You,
SaintLucifer.
*Raises hand*

I have a question.

If you're never going to set foot in that shithole again, as you claim, they why the fuck does it matter if they delete your account?
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
It was a word-filter, dumbass! Because you are sooooo predictable, all we had to do was word-filter "The Great Saint Lucifer" to read "The Great Pole-Smoking Canadian", and "Saint Lucifer" alone to read "Richard Simmons".

The best part was that you didnt even notice for about three weeks, which shows that you don't even read the yellow crap you spew.

Bwa Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

The Great Pole-Smoking Canadian = self-pwnage that keeps on giving!

I even posted it the top forum here. LOL

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=73767
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
It was a word-filter, dumbass! Because you are sooooo predictable, all we had to do was word-filter "The Great Saint Lucifer" to read "The Great Pole-Smoking Canadian", and "Saint Lucifer" alone to read "Richard Simmons".

The best part was that you didnt even notice for about three weeks, which shows that you don't even read the yellow crap you spew.

Bwa Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

The Great Pole-Smoking Canadian = self-pwnage that keeps on giving!

Pure fucking brilliance. That's all I have to say. Too bad the piss-poster comes here to whine about what happens there.
 
Cacophony said:
*Raises hand*

I have a question.

If you're never going to set foot in that shithole again, as you claim, they why the fuck does it matter if they delete your account?
Shut up. You're not allowed to post things that make logical sense around here!
 
He used logic...

Last person who did that was forced to read every single one of SaintLucifer's posts, If I recall the person died a few days later.
 
Dr Dave said:
He used logic...

Last person who did that was forced to read every single one of SaintLucifer's posts, If I recall the person died a few days later.
She.

PLEASE GOD, DON'T MAKE ME READ THEM! MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE FROM ALL THE SUPPOSED PWNS AND THE YELLOW FONT AND THE GENERAL FAGGY CANADIANNESS AND GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(
 
Cacophony said:
*Raises hand*

I have a question.

If you're never going to set foot in that shithole again, as you claim, they why the fuck does it matter if they delete your account?

Rather stupid little fuck aren't you? The answer is quite simple. Some dumb motherfucker like yourself will be granted access to the access, giving him/her to post at will within Troll Valhalla as myself. As things stand, my fame spreads before me. I am quite the individual, so I will NOT have some lame prick attempt to sully my name. Do you quite understand this or must I repeat myself? Oh for... here.


Rather stupid little fuck aren't you? The answer is quite simple. Some dumb motherfucker like yourself will be granted access to the access, giving him/her to post at will within Troll Valhalla as myself. As things stand, my fame spreads before me. I am quite the individual, so I will NOT have some lame prick attempt to sully my name. Do you quite understand this or must I repeat myself? Oh for... here.

Rather stupid little fuck aren't you? The answer is quite simple. Some dumb motherfucker like yourself will be granted access to the access, giving him/her to post at will within Troll Valhalla as myself. As things stand, my fame spreads before me. I am quite the individual, so I will NOT have some lame prick attempt to sully my name. Do you quite understand this or must I repeat myself? Oh for... here. That's enough repeating myself. Your lack of intellect is not my problem. Run along now.
 
But again, Great Pole Smoking Canadian, let me ask:

If someone else is given your account, how will you know if you swear never to go back there?

It's really quite simple. You dug yourself into a hole by saying that, because you can't care about this if you don't go back. That's just silly.

Damn, I forgot. No logic.
 
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