I have been given a temporary stay of execution from the TK banhammer by the always gracious missmanners.
Regardless of the fact that a blackout in the area prevented me from contacting certain people to get them in the loop to participate in any fine lulz extracted from my fabricated drama, I still feel the need to apologize to them (You know who you are) and if it's any consolation, I might have a few scars from groping around drunk in the dark. DON'T purchase candles in glass.
That being said, THE will be back online with the backup I saved if I feel like it, if anyone wants it to be, or when I upgrade to VB.
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After the blackout had come and gone a short while ago, I chose instead to wander the land of cyberspace, until I came across a certain group of Livejournal trolls, and for the first time emerged like the man from the cave allegory.
I observed their doings. Since much of their energy is also put into hacking as well as 'drama trolling,' they really can't play the psychological, social engineering game as we can, since they're entirely too Internet-oriented.
This people include high-level GNAA members, and the group which exploited a java script to hack into a thousand LJ accounts.
Regardless, I return as a messenger with visions of lands untouched by the end-all, elder trolling of TK and all its denizens, current and former. This underworldy realm of TK/TBBS/WF/Yahoo has long grown too small for the legions of trolls, who have only turned on
each other in the most cannabalistic of fashions
{(C)EggsMayo} due to a lack of any notable invasions.
The same would happen if the circles of hell would be deprived of souls to torture.
It has been the
invasions of TK which have kept it fueled, and this as a source of energy is doomed, as became apparent with the last 'crisis' here. No, the trolls in this 'network' must return to organized incursions, and I have found the perfect target for a first volley, regardless of whether or not you care.
I have discovered the most exquisite gem. Drop everything. This is
it.
First, read this:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Put_shoe_on_head
Real-time trolling, with real-time reactions.
The Ultimate Troll battleground.
http://www.livejasmin.com/
You can call the entire post bullshit. Nevertheless, this is the single most perfect opportunity for those who wish TK to rise above the inferior masses of 'no u, fag' and claim the place in the sun it deserves, or at least
deserved.
Livejasmin's procedure of unregistered access will be its downfall.
A troll flag planted upon the alabaster shores of this conquest for a first volley shall give TK the foothold in a the new land, along with the fame it has had coming for a long time now.
If its denizens choose so.
But don't take my word for it. Go there for 30 seconds, and get into live feed/chat. Then come back and tell me this isn't the greatest potential TK invasion of another franchise.
