Twin Peaks (2017)

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh definitely. The stuff I look away from, that's on me, not Lynch. He doesn't do things gratuitously unless he tells you he is, lol.

 

[whisky]

I hope Lord and Miller weren't watching, because that is what a director with no studio interference looks like.

 

[CaptainWacky]

David Bowie faked his own death so he can make a surprise return in the finale. You heard it here first (because it's not true.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

O how I wish it was true though...

 

[CaptainWacky]

But I wouldn't be surprised to see his face on a giant space owl or something.

 

[whisky]

So the nuke poster in Gordon's office, coincidence?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Yeah, probably. I haven't really seen anything to suggest that this is the kind of thing Lynch pays attention to. A lucky set designer just happened to pick that poster.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gordon has to wear a hearing aid BECAUSE HIS EARS ARE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Log Lady.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She used her experience working with Shatner to help her acting alongside a wooden log lol omg (he was good in that movie really.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did no one comment this week because it was good but secretly you're all feeling like

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Tell me, German Agent Coopah, did you enjoy this week's musical selections?"

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

"Fruitcake, anyone?" was about the best response that could be given to Matthew Scooby Lillard's tirade.

 

[whisky]

Scuba scuba doo!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Best thing is that his website is actually real: http://thesearchforthezone.com/

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Dr Phlox!!!!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Oh the Dr Phlox scene segues directly into Janey-E raping Dougie okay. Twin Peaks. Sure.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I get sad every time Mel Ferrer appears on screen.

After Twin Peaks, I was flipping and found To Be Or Not To Be, with his dad Jose Ferrer.

Is it me, or did not a lot happen in this episode, even by TP standards?

 

[Starship Coyote]

No, it's not just you.

 

[whisky]

I was enjoying this episode a lot, Dugies sex face was literally the highlight of the entire series, then the log lady came on looking like her bit was filmed a minute before she died, and it sucked all the enjoyment away,

BTW, everyone knows the bearded weirdo out in the forest whose foot is not his own, is Sully from commando right?