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Two New TQ Pics

Oh, Jesus Christ, I practically handed you photo-chop gems and that's the best you could do with 'em?! I weep for the current generation of TKer.
 
The Question said:
Just for shits 'n' grins...

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Somebody asks The Question if he's circumcised.

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Somebody makes sure.
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TQ should be an actor. He can convey in pictures: 1) lonely stand-alone dude staring off into the horizon (a poncho, flat brimmed hat and a cheroot hanging from his stern lips will complete his Clint Eastwood persona); 2) angry guy with laser eyes (he could actually be in Tim Curry guise); 3) insane dude with buggy eyes (he's just gone over the edge into total meltdown-get-too-close-and-I-will-bite-you (he's ready for the white jacket with the extra long sleeves and Thorizine Pez dispenser); and 4) Gabby Hayes sidekick dude (he can be his own Clint Eastwood sidekick all in one. . .a two-fer!

Quite an amazing feat to go from handsome matinee idol to amusing comic relief character actor. Mr. Versitility.
 
The Question said:
Oh, Jesus Christ, I practically handed you photo-chop gems and that's the best you could do with 'em?! I weep for the current generation of TKer.

It was fast, I see I am the only one to have any fun with it.
 
bad dog said:
It was fast, I see I am the only one to have any fun with it.

I'm thinking of pulling a Rok and posting a pic to photochop. Could I get better effort than TQ did?

Some of the ballerinas and gay paraders were funny.
 
It might be worth a try for shits and giggles. Today is kind of boring, anything to stir up some fun.

I can find some funny "gay pride" pictures but no porn, the kid is here, he dont need to see that.
 
The Question said:
Now that's how ya do sarcasm! :bigass:

I wasn't being sarcastic. I may have screwed things up with us but you're probably better off anyway. I am a pain in the ass, the likes of which only my current boyfriend has the fortitude to put up with. Feel sorry for him, I do.
 
Why does it look like you've just lost a ton of weight since that last pic? Are you a Heroin addict TQ? Thats not healthy for your soul you know. And why don't you ever smile? I'm sure you are a handsome man when you don't look so seriuos and pissed off.
 
Love Cunt said:
Why does it look like you've just lost a ton of weight since that last pic?

A beard covers a multitude of sins.

Are you a Heroin addict TQ?

No.

And why don't you ever smile?

It would ruin my carefully cultivated image as a bitter and complicated (iow, interesting) character.

I'm sure you are a handsome man when you don't look so seriuos and pissed off.

Some girls like serious and pissed off. I do what works. ;)
 
The Question said:
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The Question's body-snatched doppleganger has spotted you and correctly identified you as one of the unassimilated. In moments he will point his finger and emit a piercing, inhuman screech.
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