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Ugly Lucille Ball statue

It probably looked just fine in the artists studio where the light was fairly diffuse, but outdoors the sun creates sharp, terrifying shadows. Poor guy.
 
Funny though.
 
Oh wow, it is ugly!
 
That face is like a morph of Geordi and Quark.
 
And a little bit of Leland Palmer and maybe a touch of Gary Mitchell after he went through "the change".
 
I used to think her name was "Lucy O'Ball", probably.
 
They should send it to the moon.
 
Oy that is just awful! She was gorgeous and this hideous statue doesn't even come close!

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Oh dear...
 
At least they didn't encase her bones inside the statue and try to bring it to life with a voodoo curse...OR DID THEY!?
 
Maybe that's why it is so ugly, SHE'S TRAPPED INSIDE.
 
Here is the Bewitched/Samantha statue the article references. It definitely looks better, but really statues do not do people justice, they just look funny. The Lucile Ball looks more like Ricky!


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I think the problem is that they are BRONZE.
 
We need holograms to replace statues NOW.
 
And bras.
 
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