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Uh-Huh.

I think it was Sadistic Bastard who said.. If you can think it, someone, some where is getting off to it..

That is one strange kink...
 
Some really crazy car freaks out there...Waaaaaay out there.....!!! :wtf?:




Edited---Oh my.....I'm sportin' yellow stars ....Yipeeeeee!!!!!!!
 
Omega Weapon has yet to find a suitable god-queen-machine. Omega Weapon asks that his mate to be at least somewhat self-aware. Omega Weapon sympathises with human males.
 
The only advantage is that he can't get the car pregnant. Other than that, this is one very sick and twisted creature. I've heard about men (usually unmarried farmer types who live out in the country) doing things with farm equipment, but I thought it was one of those urban legends. Guess if anything has a "male" and "female" part a guy will think up a way to have his way with it. How come women don't do these totally stupid and unbelieveably pointless things?
 
Enkephalen said:
The only advantage is that he can't get the car pregnant. Other than that, this is one very sick and twisted creature. I've heard about men (usually unmarried farmer types who live out in the country) doing things with farm equipment, but I thought it was one of those urban legends. Guess if anything has a "male" and "female" part a guy will think up a way to have his way with it. How come women don't do these totally stupid and unbelieveably pointless things?
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Why do you think women like cars with stickshifts?
 
This idea scares me:

More than one person can fuck a car if it has more than one
tailpipe on opposite sides of the car. This will also make the car rock
faster and harder since the energy of two people will add.
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The idea that the blokes will be grinning away, and occasionally turn to each other going "yeh, baby" and other such comments. It's homoeroticism but not as we know it.
 
How come women don't do these totally stupid and unbelieveably pointless things?
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They do.

Why do you think women like cars with stickshifts?
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Yup.



As for having sex with a car. Well, I am not shocked, because I am never shocked. It is kinda pointless though in that funny way..
 
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