Upcoming Events for the Next 90 Days

[Dr Dave]

RAPE DAY / Night of the Radishes: 12-23-2006
END OF TEH WORLD: 12-24-2006
Christmas Day: 12-25-2006
New Year's Day: 01-01-2007
Birthday of Martin Luther King: 01-15-2007
Groundhog Day: 02-02-2007
Lincoln's Birthday: 02-12-2007
Valentine's Day: 02-14-2007
Washington's Birthday: 02-19-2007

NOT THE END OF THE WORLD AGAIN!

 

[Loktar]

NOT THE END OF THE WORLD AGAIN!

Buffy and the Scoobies will save us! Again!

 

[Dr Dave]

MAKE IT SO!

 

[Loktar]

AHEAD WARP FACTOR SPAM!

 

[Dr Dave]

READY SPAM TORPIDO

 

[Loktar]

FIRE AT WILL! OMG! RIKER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Dr Dave]

THAT DUMB BEARDED BASTARD

 

[Loktar]

He DIDN'T EVEN TROI TO GET THE GIRLS.

 

[Dr Dave]

*shakes head*

 

[The Harlot]

I <hearted> Riker. The beard was HOT!!

I mean HAWT!

 

[Dr Dave]

incorrect

 

[Loktar]

I <hearted> Riker. The beard was HOT!!

I mean HAWT!

*fires FARTON torpedo*

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[The Harlot]

Um, well, TNG wasn't as fun as the original ST.

See, in the original, I could drool over Cpt. Kirk, Cpt. Pike and, well, that sexy head Klingon guy, the cute one, the way the klingons looked once upon a time in the 60's and 70's before they fraked them up and made their craniums really retarded and bumpy looking.

:y_grin:

 

[The Harlot]

ACK! Watch out for that spacial analomony! It's gonna hit us!

 

[Loktar]

Um, well, TNG wasn't as fun as the original ST.

See, in the original, I could drool over Cpt. Kirk, Cpt. Pike and, well, that sexy head Klingon guy, the cute one, the way the klingons looked once upon a time in the 60's and 70's before they fraked them up and made their craniums really retarded and bumpy looking.

:y_grin:

Which did you find sexier? Healthy Pike or cool ass wheelchair Pike?

 

[The Harlot]

omg.111111111111111122222222222111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Of course healthy PIKE.

He had a nice <censored for the little kids>

 

[Dr Dave]

That weelchair needed phasers!

 

[Loktar]

That weelchair needed phasers!

He need more buttons so he could answer more than yes/no questions.

 

[The Harlot]

He need more buttons so he could answer more than yes/no questions.

I felt sorry for him cause he wouldn't be able to have sex anymore. No reason to live if all he can do is sit in a metal box, look like he's drooling and only answer yes or no with beeps.

<cry>