Upcoming Spoilers for Smallville.

[The Question]

THEN CLIFF RICHARD SINGS SUMMER HOLIDAY OVER THE END CREDITS BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A BIG CLIFF HANGER.

And then they hang him. 'Cause, yeah, 'cause he's Cliff. And it's, you know, it's a cliff hanger. Can I get a sandwich over here?

 

[CaptainWacky]

LEX WANTS NEW HAIR SO HE MURDERS A GUY WITH LONG BLOND HAIR AND STEALS IT BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT THE GUY IS ACTUALLY A GIRL AND LEX FEELS GUILTY AND THEN HE WALKS IN ON HIS FATHER RAPING CHLOE'S TITS AND HE'S GOING TO SHOOT HIM BUT LIONEL SAYS "SON, JOIN ME AND WE CAN RAPE ALL THE TITS!" AND HE THROWS THE GUN IN AN OLD VASE AND STARTS TITTY-FUCKING CHOLE TOO WHILE LIONEL WATCHES MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY BUT THEN LOIS COMES IN LOOKING FOR CHLOE SO LIONEL HAS TO BLUDGEON HER WITH A STUFFED OWL BUT THEN GENERAL ZOD RIPS THE ROOF OFF THE MANSION AND SAYS "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD...THEN BLOW ME, HAHAHAHAHA, SEXUAL INNUENDO!"

 

[The Question]

And that all works out really well until Martha comes along and kicks 'im in the Zod-piece.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes but Zod has FOOT ARMOUR on so it doesn't hurt him.