Uri Gellar to telepathically make May reverse Brexit

[Mentalist]

Does anyone else feel like Uri Gellar should have been #MeToo'd by a bunch of kids by now?

Him and Timmy Mallet.

 

[whisky]

Maybe he bent his dick so he couldn't put it in kids?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought Timmy Mallett was dead but the internet disagrees.

 

[whisky]

You'll be right eventually.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dale Winton's definitely a corpse.

 

[whisky]

Trump had him killed so he didn't have to share his favourite brand of orange fake tan

 

[CaptainWacky]

And because he kept thinking of the fun he could be having on Supermarket Sweep and was jealous.

 

[Brickvader]

Go wild in the Isle

 

[CaptainWacky]

Check it out (graphic images of Winton's murder by Trump.)

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I wonder if he's related to Sarah Michelle Gellar. She could mentally bend my spoon anytime, if you know what I mean.

 

[Brickvader]

I want bacon.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Muslim Bacon?

 

[Brickvader]

If only... halacon