VAGINA SUBSTITUTE?

[Lord Raffles]

Chicken Skin.

 

[Grammour Boy]

A well-oiled latex glove (unpowdered).

 

[Lord Raffles]

Watermelon.

 

[Grammour Boy]

A 12-year aged jello pudding.

 

[Lord Raffles]

A Child's Doll.

 

[Enkephalen]

Calves liver stuffed in a fur cap.

(As told to me by a person from Minnesota.)

 

[Grammour Boy]

Between a door and a door knob's curved outlying bulge.

 

[The Question]

Calves liver stuffed in a fur cap.

(As told to me by a person from Minnesota.)

Love Secrets From The Land O' Lakes.

 

[Enkephalen]

They must be an inventive people due to the long, dark winters.

 

[The Question]

Or the long dark vaginas.

 

[jack]

Why would you need a vagina substitute? I can't remember for decades now why I would even think of such a thing.

Very perverse.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Because we are creative. The same old vagina gets boring after the 100th time. Ya know? Oh, yeah, you wouldn't know. Because you are a fag.

 

[jack]

btw, speaking of fags would you open your mouth a little wider? My legs are tired and I'd like to rest my balls on your chin.

 

[Kitsch]

Sandpaper is good, careful ya don't get the raspy kind, they got attitude, [the cunts of sandpaper] but a nice fine piece makes for a good substitute

 

[Deni]

As told to me by Mox's teenage cousin...

* A teddy bear with a small hole ripped in it...
* Between the mattress and box springs...

Crap...there's more, but I can't remember.

 

[The Question]

Because we are creative. The same old vagina gets boring after the 100th time. Ya know? Oh, yeah, you wouldn't know. Because you are a fag.

"We think of such things because we are creative. The same old vagina gets boring after the hundredth time it's experienced. Do you understand? No -- you wouldn't understand, because you're a fag."

 

[keekeen]

An ice cream cone depleted of ice cream and lined with fiberglass insulation.

 

[The Question]

Vuj-eeeeyyyyeeee-nuhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzz....

 

[Chill Toucher]

Flesh Light :

 

[Tyrant]

Ugh.