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Vegas Weekend

Dual

Dual

RIP Karl 1991-2014
My accomplice and his girlfriend are getting married in Vegas this weekend; I'm the best man. We're leaving on a road trip in friend #3's car in two hours; we'll make him pay for all the gas.

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Have fun! break the CODE OF VEGAS AND TELL US EVERYTHING.
 
Do peyote, look at the lights.
 
Don't kill too many old people.
 
The groom got cold feet before we even left.
 
well so much for revealing what goes on in Vegas. :(
 
Getting married when you're your age is almost never works out anyways.
 
Do peyote, look at the lights anyway.
 
I just watched What happens in Vegas: didn't suck nearly as hard as I thought it would.
 
FBI parte due said:
Getting married when you're your age is almost never works out anyways.
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He's Canadian (and wants citizenship), she has a trust fund and didn't get a prenup. It would've worked out marvelously (for him).

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Nobody likes my suggestions....
 
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

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I have this poster on my wall.

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Dual said:
My accomplice and his girlfriend are getting married in Vegas this weekend; I'm the best man. We're leaving on a road trip in friend #3's car in two hours; we'll make him pay for all the gas.

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Dude, I'm thinking threesome in Vegas.

Take pix!
 
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