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Vodka is EVIL

The Dork Lord said:
Vodka is evil
When you wake up
In your car
Unable to find
Your shirt
And some man
You’ve never met
Is telling you
To leave his house
Because he doesn’t
Believe his wife
Vodka is evil
When your friend
Finds your shirt
Lifts it up and
Lets you see
The unforeseen
Vomit
Vodka is evil
Like a girl
Sweet and cloying
Passively seductive
Innocent demeanor
To hide all of
The secrets
Vodka is evil
Because it can
Afford to wait
Sit there forever
Knowing you will
Always come back
Vodka is evil
It shoplifts memory
The last thing
You recall
Is lying down
On the couch
Vodka is evil
It won’t accept blame
You are still you
Just stripped of fear
It will remind you
In the morning
That only cowards proclaim
Vodka is evil
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Ok, here's ONE POEM I didn't lose...
 
I actually drank some (among other things) last nite.

It was for my god-sister's b-day party.

I had a nice enough time, but it reminded me why i don't do that sort of thing very often anymore...
 
Agua De Valencia

1part valencian orange juice (very sweet)
1part Vodka (I recommend a smooth one ketel 1 or absolut work well)
1part champagne

Mix that shit into a pitcher.

Forget your troubles.
 
I'm pretty sure no one in Europe exports their best stuff, because everything from beer on up was like 20 times stronger than anything you can get here.

We have lost the booze race :(
 
Tequilla is honest because it makes you sick up front.

It lets you know what's in store for you.

Vodka is a sneaky whore that will steal your wallet after you pass out;)
 
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