Voice Overs on tonights awards show.....

[jack]

...are done by my brother-in-law.

It's so awesome it's almost surreal.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I keep wondering how they're going to do the red carpet show without Joan Rivers' corpse.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hmm, they've had a woman (Randi Kaye, someone I've met actually) do it the past several years...WILL THERE BE FEMINAZI PROTESTS TOMORROW?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

For some reason I'm really not into the Oscars this year. I do think Julianne Moore should win, though.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

If she doesn't I'm going to go on a rampage.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHE WON!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But Michael Keaton didn't so I may go on a rampage instead.

 

[jack]

Yeah, the way they were touting him I thought he'd win. I liked that movie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did they say "actually the real winner of everything is THE LEGO MOVIE!" then just end the show after five minutes?

 

[jack]

I dont recall that. My wife made me sit through the whole thing and we replayed the ad intros over and over.