WACKY BRIBED A BAG OF KITTENS TO DROWN THEMSELVES!

[Gagh]

He's not as nice as people make him out to be you know, THE KITTY BRIBING BASTARD/

 

[CaptainWacky]

I never touched them kittens, they did it all by themselves!

 

[FBI parte due]

HE DID IT BECAUSE OF MTV.

THE POOR CHILD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES, ALL THEIR TRENDY PRESENTERS AND SHOWS ABOUT RICH GIRLS HAVING SEX WITH POOR GUYS HAVE BROKEN MY BRAIN.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DAMN YOU GWEN STEFANI AND YOUR HYPNOTIC RED FOREHEAD DOT

 

[Mentalist]

Super Teds sidekick whatshisname was so gay. Like C-3PO gay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH MY GOD, SPOTTY OR SOMETHING!?