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Wacky erection log

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Log of my erections since I haven't had one as a day and never just get them, I have to work at them, and if this subject matter repels you THEN LEAVE THE THREAD.
 
I brought Twizzlers.
 
Limp wood, eh?

Have you tried slapping it around a bit?
 
No repelling here, absolute fascination and adoration!
 
I am so glad I don't have a dick.
 
I don't know... sometimes I think it's a little less trouble than the alternative.
 
Heheh, Wacky said log.
 
STIFF congratulations are in order for all of Wacky's HARD work!
 
Still nothing.
 
Love Cunt said:
I am so glad I don't have a dick.

Me too!!
 
gunna be a short thread...
 
Best thread title EVAR.
 
Still nothing. Just a tingling in my feet. Is it possible that the blood is going to my feet instead of my penis?q
 
YOU MIGHT HAVE A MEDICAL LIKE CONDITION!
 
Other than Asperger's, depression and THE PLAGUE?
 
Is that really enough to stop you from being horny?
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Is that really enough to stop you from being horny?

Evidently yes.
 
WTF?? holy hell!
 
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