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Was Anne Frank a belieber?

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

I THINK SHE WAS, JUSTIN. I LOVE YOU JUSTIN I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!
 
A really bad person would make a crass joke like, "I heard that she sat in that attic for so long because she thought it was the line for Bieber tickets."

But I could never say something like that.
 
I WOULD SIT ON A ANT BED FOR A YEAR SUST TO GET THE CHANCE TO TOUCH JUSINT'S PEEN.
 
We should definitely go back and retroactively label more dead people as Beliebers, like when the internet decides Isaac Newton and Alexander the Conqueror DEFINITELY had Aspergers.

Other potential Beliebers from history: William Shakespeare, Randy Savage, Adam and Eve, Bob Monkhouse.
 
ATTILA THE HUN JUST GAVE FATTY ARBUCKLE THE STEEL CHAIR AND SNATCHED HIS BIEBERTIX! :shock:
 
I NEVER JOKE ABOUT THE BIEB, OKAY? :rwmad:
 
Anne Frank ‏@Anniefrank666 1h

“@NME: Justin Bieber pays tribute to Anne Frank, saying he hoped she would have been a 'Belieber': http://bit.ly/11cPOUQ ” I'm not x
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DON'T LIE ANNE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT THE BIEB!
 
Anne Frank died in March of 1945 at the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.

Justin Bieber wasn't born until March 1, 1994.

So the answer is no.
 
There are worse things he could have said. I mean we've all been there where we look through the previous messages and can't bear to repeat the word "enjoyable!" or "wonderful!". The temptation to speculate whether a victim of a Nazi concentration camp may have been a fan of ours is always there.
 
Justin really needs to take a step back.
 
^ Off a cliff.
 
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HE CHANNELED HER DEAD JEWISH SPIRT AND HERD HER CRYING BABY YOU WANKERS.

I AM GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR FACES FOR THIS.








(Actually, by a weird coincidence a friend of mine organised a Justin Beiber appearance event and they ran out of tickets. One of the beliebers stated on twitter that because they were not going to issue more tickets "I WILL TRULY COME AND SHIT ON YOUR FACE" This is an accurate quote, that was stated using all caps. So, while you might think the scatological comment was a little rich, it is in fact startlingly accurate.)
 
It's the "TRULY" that makes it a credible threat.
 
I'm sure that Homeland Turd Security SPRANG into action.
 
Anne died what 70 some years ago who cares now?
 
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