Was the whale actually the returning CHRIST?

[CaptainWacky]

BACK ON EARTH IN THE FORM OF A WHALE, TEACHING US HOW TO LOVE BY DYING AGAIN?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Oh. My. Fucking. GOD!! How blind are we mere mortals, that we cannae see the divine when 'tis right in front of us? O, wretched man! O, shallow water! O, Fish n chips!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE WORD IS GOD AND THE WORD IS GOOD.

 

[Harkley]

OMG WHALE¬!!!1

 

[jack]

It was a sperm whale.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, it were a HUMPback, it was in town to HUMP Victoria "Skin-and-Bones Spice" Beckham.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But she lives in Madrid.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No her HUMPsband lives in Madrid, where he HUMPS the nanny! She lives on the Auld Sod!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't care she's a dog.

 

[Dr Dave]

BACK ON EARTH IN THE FORM OF A WHALE, TEACHING US HOW TO LOVE BY DYING AGAIN?

Nah

 

[CaptainWacky]

So long and thanks for all the fish.

 

[Buttons]

God does not come in Fish form.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LUCKY THAT WHALES ARE MAMMALS THEN, BONC!

 

[Buttons]

shut up!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING LARGER THAN YOUR OWN EXISTENCE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

London Whale FTW

 

[headvoid]

Has it come back from the dead? Been resurected? rolled away the stone?

I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

There's no reason to believe that that whale isn't whooping it up on Saturn right now, two girl whales blowin' him, cigarette in one fin, drink in the other.

 

[curiousa2z]

DNA would've wanted that, may he R.I.P.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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