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Wat's ur favorite "Star Trek" quoete?1

"Remember the movie Wrath of Khan? Remember how good that was? KHAAAAAAAAAN! Was one of of the lines? Well this character, played by white Englishman Benedict Cumberbatch, is the SAME CHARACTER you loved so much in that movie! Yeah he looks and acts nothing like him. But he's the same! Trust me! He's just as cool as that Khan. He's the most badassest villain of them all! So that means this movie is EVEN BETTER than Wrath of Khan because we've got a big giant black evil starship! Right? RIGHT! Thrusters on full!" - Old Spock, Star Trek Into Darkness
 
"Yes Beverly, I like a simple breakfast of coffee and croissant. I don't like a full English breakfast, it makes me gassy. And why the hell would I want a Klingon dish just after waking up? What kind of sick fuck are you? You're a fucking doctor, you hosebag!! "Hey, I like following Jean Luc all over the ship and being in his face from MOMENT ONE every day, so why don't I do something nice for him OH I KNOW I'll give him HEART DISEASE!!! Brilliant! You'll be Admiral by next week if you keep this up! YOU FUCKING SLAG! DID YOU READ THIS THOUGHT LOUD AND CLEAR, EH???"
 
"What a bunch of idiots...we are So. Fucked." – Naomi Wildman, while watching the senior staff devote so much time and energy to the Holodoc's rights as an author.
 
"Thank fuck I didn't end up like one of these retards." -- Julian Bashir, Statistical Probabilities
 
"Hello my baby, hello my honey / Hello my ragtime gal! " -- Gul Darhe'el to Kira Nerys from the musical number in Duet.
 
"Come with me my nizzle; glory awaits you on Cardassizzle!" - Snoop Doggy Dogg, Way of the Warrior
 
"Screw the Son'a, let's kick these hackey sacks till sunrise baby! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO" - Matthew McConaghey, deleted scene from Insurrection.
 
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